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$45 for 300 pages you can’t put your name on. Well I’m applying

I read the material. It was awful. This viciously cheery piece about how his Catholic dad was being cuckolded. That word – ‘cuckold’ – was used 11 times throughout. #killme

I prefer friction books. pages of non-friction books are too slippery

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See the sweaty forehead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvPC3HVCs0M&feature=youtu.be

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the most adorable job ad I've come across yet. Dream big, lady.

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chase the dream

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4chan/reddit might be a more appropriate ad board

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I am the most experienced survival folding saw. And the best.

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Must be positive, motivational AND fun. Atheists welcome to apply.

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the ship: a massive celery stick, lined with vegan peanut butter, somehow afloat

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