.

[sillywebz]

also thinking about this gif my bf found

[tiaroyale]

I wanna follow more black women 🤎 ✨

[peridots-dorito]

“Gwen Stacy is trans!” I say into the microphone. The crowd starts to boo, tomatoes are thrown at me. I turn to walk off the stage.

“He’s right.” Comes a voice from the back of the room. I turn around, and there stands Gwen Stacy herself.

[uppityotter]

omg, F1 stole its plot from Cars 3. Like the whole thing.

[uppityotter]

being called “dear” unprompted by a sweet old man at a bookstore is my anti drug

[unspuncreature]

hey all. long time no speak.

my partner and i just moved across the usa because we were unable to afford rising costs in our previous city. this is the second time we’ve moved across the country since 2021, hoping to live somewhere with a more affordable cost of living and lead an easier life.

we’ve been in our new city for about a week and a half. this morning was supposed to be my second day of work, attempting to rebuild our exhausted savings and make ends meet.

we stepped outside this morning to find that my partner’s car had been stolen.

my partner doesn’t have a job yet and is furiously searching and awaiting a call back from a potential employer today. in the meantime, i am responsible for both of our rent and bills as well as any unexpected costs that will arise from her car, even if it’s able to be recovered.

if i you are able to support us, you can find my k0-fi here

sorry this is how you’re hearing from me. thank you guys.

[evilvvithin]

THE QUARRY

[sharkgirldick]

She let me hit because I have a deep voice and I growl when I get turned on.

[sharkgirldick]

I'm not gonna lie, I didn't actually expect people to be into this.

[gloriademonia]

[kerneldecoy]

The Future of Western Civilization (tm)

[vonkarn]

cheeseburgers should be free for girls

[unspuncreature]

15 mins into holo netflix and chill and he gives you this look: 😪

(try having movie night with force sensitive newborns and see how well that goes for you ok)

[esmevirgo]

🌸🦩☀️

[anxietyproblem]

[mattibee]

God invented winter so girls could exchange body heat

[sailorportia]

This is my new life philosophy

[nifinof]

[3000s]

cis people who worry too much about trans people hitting on them are so funny i just cant understand them. are you scared of winning the lottery too?

[3000s]

"what if you found out this guy who asked you out has a pussy? or what if this woman has a dick?" i would do backflips and shout WAHOO YIPPEE HIP HIP HOORAY