Bonuses to enrolling to vote:
You get to write on a piece of paper that you wish for a politician you don’t like to get fired (so long as you don’t literally write that but mark the ballot appropriately - please don’t invalidate your vote)
Your conscience will make you feel bad if you eat at an election sausage-sizzle without voting. They’re there to feed the mouths of democracy.
If you don’t vote then your racist grandparents will elect the lizard people again and the coral reef will die
You no longer feel that nagging voice inside your head that tells you to set parliament on fire but instead have redirected that rage into productive political engagement and discourse
So hurry up and enrol today! You need to enrol BEFORE 8PM, MAY 23RD TO VOTE IN THIS UPCOMING ELECTION!
