Besides, us off colors stick together ♡

Daniel | 18 | Homoflexable | Trash | Curses a lot but is really nice | Easily manipulated by flattery | (pic posted by clashist)

[distraction-deactivated20220415]

who the FUCK told society that depression and awkwardness is cute and adorable

[casey-jane-lewis]

bad screenwriters

[rainbow-femme]

John Green

[fandomsandstarrynights]

[rejennerate-deactivated20210131]

john green is not the problem john green’s fans are the problem

[espressonist]

Reblogging SO fast.

With the added caveat that no author is or will ever be perfect.

[imnotcuteimadorabloodthirsty]

Stop Blaming John Green for Stuff He’s Not Guilty Of 2kForever

[lesbianpeachs]

John Green is the biggest example of “tumblr turning on people it used to love to reach for and literally invent call outs for no reason other than its apparently cool to shit on things that are popular.”

I’ll forever be bitter about what this ignorant ass site did to him after his books had so much fucking impact on my life.

[blackness-by-your-side]

The sign of high quality is the fact the book was banned by the government. Trash literature NEVER EVER had any troubles with the law.

[cuntybearjamboree]

FARENHEIT 451 IS ON THE BANNED BOOKS LIST??? IT’S LITERALLY ABOUT THE SOCIETAL DANGERS OF BANNING/OUTLAWING/BURNING BOOKS ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[dancing-coyote]

That’s the reason it’s on the bloody list.

BECAUSE IT’S ABOUT HOW BANNING AND BURNING BOOKS IS WRONG.

[thelonnybreauxcollection]

:/

[pussylipgloss]

HELP

[syndonic-deactivated20160709]

*SCREAMS*

[trapcard]

[themself-deactivated20160923]

@endwhiteboys

[twitterlols]

[stability]

when will this happen to me

[bloodandsoymilk]

reblog in 30 seconds to have a sugar daddy appear in your life

[joshisasoftie-deactivated201912]

[gamertechchub-deactivated201812]

Cant risk it need feeder

[onlytwitterpics]

[favoritelatina]

u all scared of that new IT movie but u’ve been dating clowns all ur lives 😤😤😤🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤡🤡

[earthshakinlove-deactivated2018]

[daijoubougie]

[whitepeopledoingdumbshit]

I hope whoever made this has an awful day

[aiden-morse]

Bottles of Gatorade Blue Bolt floating in a bath of Powerade Mountain Blast, 2013

[lesprisenpati-deactivated201805]

I can’t tell if this is seriously art or if it’s just tongue in cheek sarcastic art or if it’s post-ironic ironic art, or ironic art, or literally just a joke and that is so not okay.

[unofficialdragon]

Aesthetic

[naruhodou-kun]

Your Honor, there is a clear contradiction in this photo. 

As you can see from this piece of evidence, Gatorade bottles are topped with an orange lid. 

But in the photo above, the lids are black. Which means that the bottles in this photo can’t be Gatorade bottles.

[turnabout4what]

Mr. Wright, didn’t you go to art school? I sure didn’t, but I still know what happens when you mix orange and blue!

In case you forgot, take a look at this!

If you look closely, you can even see an orange tint! 

And what else can you see? The classic gatorade G. Your honor, I think this case is closed!

[robin-never-dies]

well that was much shorter than usual

[tabbersnack]

she fucking destroyed him that’s why it’s short

[pochowek]

God.. americans know every food by a brand name… slim jims.. nutella… kleenex…. there’s normal words for that you know

[gumstones]

what the fuck is the normal name for slim jims??? meat sticks???

[frameperfectcumcancel]

yall eat kleenex?

[flylittlekoala]

the first time EVER scientists managed to spot a pair of deep sea octopi mating it turned out to be 1. two males and 2. two males of different species 3. the much smaller octopus was clearly topping. neither of the octopi showed any sign of distress, so they clearly were into it, and octopi are too smart not to know what they were doing. source

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

the animal kingdom is a lot gayer than people want you to believe.

[cassesque-deactivated20221107]

everything is a lot gayer than people want you to believe.

[peppapigvevo]

octopi are gay culture

[cloudfreed]

reblog if you love this interracial gay couple that refuses to conform to society’s expectations of sexual roles based on size

[zzdigital]

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

[adriofthedead]

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?” “Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

[paulichu]

“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”

[samarajournal]

“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”

[espeoradar]

“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?” “…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”

“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”

[recondite-room]

“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”

[nickthepigeon]

“I want to sleep in a coffin…ya kno, for like… aesthetic”

[therightprometheanfire]

“What’s with your thing about necks lately?”

“MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME”

[hopetimistic]

“I looked up my symptoms on WebMD, and it says I have cancer.”

[lordofdorknessgundam]

flexing buddies

[itsagifnotagif]

HOLY MOLY

[upsidedownfruitcake]

Reblog to save a life

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[upsidedownfruitcake]

me @ gates of heaven: i mean i wasn't even that bad tho

god: *pulls out receipts*

god: sweetie :)

[ruinedchildhood]

This could be us..