FACEBOOK WAS TOO MAINSTREAM

 I just want you to know, if you ever need anything, don't be shy, okay? There are NO rules in the house. I'm not like a "regular" mom, I'm a "cool" mom. 

[mousidy]

if you lose interest in a trans woman when you find out she has a vagina then die

[mousidy]

we're not sex toys we're people 👍

[mousidy]

oh noooo you can't fit her into the "tranny shemale futanari dickgirl" sexual archetype OR the "pure, Natural cis woman crafted by god" sexual archetype? you have to respect her as a person rather than as a sex object? fuuuuck that must be really hard for you I'm sorry

[mousidy]

it's funny that both trans and cis women alike are reduced to our genitals, but with trans women it's especially extreme. transness is thought of as infinitely worse than cisness in every way, so why would you ever desire a trans woman if not to play with her one unique feature? and if she doesn't, or can't, put out, what's the point of her? what value does she even have? she's just a sex toy, you can just throw her out

[mousidy]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[baltimorerat]

why are you as an adult open-mouth coughing all over the place

[dailymanners]

#also: why the fuck are people letting their children do that#i learned not to do that at 3

I can completely understand that you can't expect a baby, or even most young toddlers to cover their mouth. But why do I see so many older kids out with a parent or guardian open mouth coughing while their parent / guardian just sits or stands there and doesn't do anything. My parents also taught me to cover my mouth when I was 3.

[33v0]

[zagzie]

this is the best tag I’ve ever gotten in my notifs actually

[fitnessadvicethatfitsinyourlife]

Drinking soda is better than drinking nothing all day. Eating ice cream for dinner is better than eating nothing for dinner. Eating salsa is better than having no produce in your diet at all.

Water is way more hydrating than soda, but soda is more hydrating than nothing. A balanced meal is way more nutritious than ice cream, but ice cream is more nutritious than nothing.

Something is better than nothing. Some hydration is better than no hydration. Some nutrients are better than no nutrients. Some produce is better than no produce.

Don't let societally imposed food guilt trick you into believing that nothing is a better choice. Nourishing your body, however you can, is always the better choice. Fed is best. Always.

[anarchistmemedistro]

food has no moral value. being fed does.

[weepingpussywillowtree-deactiva]

sometimes I think about how far we still have to go with consent

my worst relatives try to sneak meat or meat products into my food despite the fact that I'm a vegetarian

my ex's brother gave his mother an edible without her knowledge and when she got freaked out and paranoid they laughed, and people I've told that go "yeah that's shitty but it's just weed"

when I go to the doctor and ask them to describe what they are going to do before touching me they get frustrated

when I ask a friends of a friend who is a small influencer to keep me out of frame in videos they film for social media in public they look at me like I've pissed in their cereal

idk man, we've got a long way to go.

[theshehulkproject]

Some D&D party is out there playing the coolest campaign ever.

[nonasuch]

I saw this when it was posted! Some highlights from the comments:

[sclappin]

How convenient it is to attach small, useful objects to your clothes at waist level

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

[were--ralph]

literally one of my favorite posts on this site

[live-from-flaturn]

“But you already wrote that trope.”

[artemisthehuntress]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[thatsbelievable]

[nicandragon]

One of my favorite things about working with very young children is that because

a) young children tend to do a lot of copying the behaviors around them, and

b) most of the people hanging around them are taking care of kids (them)

a lot of little kids REALLY want to take care of slightly littler kids. Today a toddler barely over a year old kissed a baby a couple months younger than him, tried to wipe his nose, and tried to feed him a toy apple. A couple kids older than Him then started trying to put him in a toy shopping cart to take him shopping. There's a 3yo who always tries to steal the babies' milk bottles to feed them. A 4yo tried to give a baby his own bottle once. A toddler too young to know any words yet will shush me if any of the little babies are laying down to sleep.

Obviously we can't allow most of that but it always kills me 😭 their age is the standard and anyone younger than them is Actually a baby

[nicandragon]

Okay well Update:

The toddler who really wants to kiss babies continues to really really really want to kiss babies. However this toddler is also often very upset that Mama Left Him, as it goes for some. His desire to love on a babier baby doesn't break through that for too long.

But! There are two older boys (8 & 5) that, when they're also there, he never cries. He likes to chase them around and play with them and try to touch their faces.

Now, these two older boys have had some behavioral issues in the past, particularly that they get rough with each other. But with this toddler? They're sweet as fuck. They play around with him and are extremely gentle and help him out. And at one point today the older kid sat next to the toddler and just said. That's a Handsome Boy.

Idk. It just kills me how these kids will take any situation where they are the elder and just immediately choose to show love

[writing-prompt-s]

"my lord with all your heirs are you not worried of a succession crisis." Said the advisor "trust I have asked them many times and all but two deny the throne." Said the king "my oldest thinks it's his obligation to take it and my youngest thinks it allows her to eat ice cream for dinner."

[cyborgclone17]

Clearly neither knows how to rule so I plan to form a counsel for specialists, common folk and artists to rule once I die for I will be the last king

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Blessings in the form of humans.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[beese-churger]

Imagine if sometimes some fucking Ț̷̡͂̀̎͠h̸̜̅͐̄ì̸̩̮̃̃̆n̸̗̰̟͉͐̑͋͆͜g̸̮̻͔̼̬͌ could just crash through the shimmering veil of reality with a trail of fragments from the suffocating void enveloping it, grab whoever's unlucky enough to be closest, and swoop back out like it was nothing. And this was just one of your everyday hazards to worry about. Incredible cosmic horror concept