River

24 | PNW dyke | they/he | butch lesbian | dog with a blog | minors DNI!!!!!

[ur-local-dyke]

Hello All!

Quick intro time that I will keep updating as life goes:

Rules of Engagement

You can call me River, I’m a 24 year old dyke. A lot of the content I post is NSFW, so NO MINORS!! I go through my notes, if I see an AGELESS OR UNDERAGE blog interacting with me, you will be BLOCKED!

Oh also, FUCK TERFS/SWERFS/Zionists! This page does not tolerate intolerance, and my block button is rated E for Everyone <3

(More exciting stuff below the cut!)

That said, if you are 18+, let’s be friends! If you’re 21+, you’ve unlocked the flirting with me via asks/reblogs/messages! I’m polyamorous and have a nesting partner/dom (@beanflickerman); I’m not looking for romantic relationships, but again, a flirt can be between friends <3

I accept (and encourage!) sexy asks, so please don’t be shy <3 I may not respond immediately, but I will always make time for the horny lesbians in my phone.

Kinks

Degradation

Public Sex

Humiliation

Sadism/Masochism

Pup play

Edging, orgasm control

Corruption

Spanking

HARD LIMITS

Scat

Needles

Incest

Gun play

Let me know if there’s more info I should add here, and let’s chat!

[mckitterick]

[ur-local-dyke]

Fighting demons, aka the urges to answer work emails after hours 🫡

[ur-local-dyke]

From the 3D theatrical release of Butch Ass

[pr3ttypunisherr]

need puppy subs who forget how to use words entirely. who just make soft whimpering sounds, who tug at my hand trying to show me what they need since they can’t say it. who immediately start sucking when i give them my fingers, drool running down their chin. who grind desperately while i coo at them “aww, does puppy need something? such a needy baby.” who get wetter from that condescending sweetness, from being talked to like they’re my precious pet. who need to be filled and bred while being praised constantly.

[ur-local-dyke]

Smth about a butch in a well fitting pair of jeans,,

[strange-aeons]

my rational mind: I know that frogurt is a silly way of abbreviating frozen yogurt

me every single time: Frog Yogurt

[svnsetromance]

Sarah Waters' Victorian trilogy + mini-series @lgbtqcreators — creator bingo / adaptations

[confirmedlesbian]

i love u black and latina lesbians

[bo-an-aro]

“sex/romance/empathy makes us human,” they say. awful. pathetic. what makes us human is the urge to set things on fire

[sullina]

you’re actually correct!

Cooking is the one thing that only humans do and can be directly linked to the increase in our brain size

[detrout]

Burning the mammoth flank just a lirtle instead of eating it raw gives grug more calorie to think. Grug thinking about color symbolism in silence of the lambs

[leveragehunters]

Behold, a (hu)man!

[kirkegarde]

The bird that torments Prometheus learned something

[shithowdy]

[moss-touching-queer]

[dajo42]

i quit cold turkey

quit what?

cold turkey

yeah but what did you quit

im telling you, i quit cold turkey

alcohol?

no i quit cold turkey

i wasnt offering, im trying to figure out what you quit

and im telling you i quit cold turkey

wait. you quit cold turkey?

yes i quit cold turkey

like the meat?

no i dont like it thats why i quit it

cold turkey?

no im gradually weaning myself off it

[ur-local-dyke]

(Cw pet illness/allusion to death)

Oh also for those wondering about kitty, he has congenital kidney issues and they have no idea how long he will live!! Absolutely wild times in this household

[lesblackwidow]

so many of u puppy butches with mommy kinks, just need someone to take care of you huh? come here baby

[ur-local-dyke]

sending love & good vibes to you & your kitty 🤕 hope everything is okay!!!

Kitty is exactly where he needs to be, it’s something funky with his kidneys but we won’t know what’s up until the radiologist gets in in the morning :(( fortunately I have beautiful moots and lovers and friends who are all so kind and lovely!!!!!!!

[my-dailydreams]

[ur-local-dyke]

[ur-local-dyke]

Wait guys actually my kitty is in the hospital with kidney issues :(( please send healing vibes for kitty

[my-dailydreams]

[ur-local-dyke]