Hello 🖤

Just a heathen pushing 30 and trying to survive capitalism. He/they. Terminally online, shoot me a message! If I post something, you can reblog it lol. Be weird, but don’t be *weird* haha 18+ please! BLM. Trans Ally. 🖤

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

[airoehead]

that’s really great man

[e-the-village-cryptid]

seeing this post without the monologue is like seeing a single detached human arm lying on the sidewalk

[capacity2]

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

[starlit-syncopation]

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

[capacity2]

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

[enki2]

[witchbugs]

[redstonedust]

magical girl shows are good because their attacks will be something like "super love sunshine friendship beam" but make no mistake, super love sunshine friendship beam WILL end you. super love sunshine friendship beam will leave a crater in the ground where you once stood. you cannot understimate the power of super love sunshine friendship beam.

[rararibbon]

my favorite example: cure honey's sparkling✨ baton attack

[thesaltofcarthage]

A card for very specific fandom niches

[lostinhistory]

[lastvalyrian]

I haven’t seen anyone mention the greatest cultural impact Yahoo Answers made yet

[gayofthefae]

Using this post on everything forever this bullshit comes up so much 😭

[pinene]

english people know what stonehenge was for. they just wont tell us so that we have to come to their wet little country

[singularsoldier]

Is this anything

[segamascott]

[frogmoss1]

[despazito]

[t4tvampireisms]

FREE MY ETHNIC GIRLIES FROM RHINOPLASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR NOSE BUMP IN FINE LEAVE IT ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[t4tvampireisms]

YOUNG BROWN AND BLACK GIRLS: IGNORE THE WHITE INFLUENCER TELLING YOU TO GET BOTOX OR A NOSE JOB!!!!! YOUR FACE IS BEAUTIFUL AND YOU ARE WORTHY OF LOVE JUST AS YOU ARE ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[sacred-portal]

[kushblazer666]

[professional-egg-layer]

"jesus was a communist" "jesus hung out with sex workers" "jesus was gay" stop white washing christianity! jesus literally put dogs into a big boiling cauldron to make something the bible called "mustard gravy!" Also the catholics did something problematic I think but I don't remember what.