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Original text posts since 2014

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Its my birthday yo

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Random edit I did of Markiplier :)

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My New Year's resolution is to not have a New Year's resolution

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Why does everybody say that you can indite a ham sandwich? What about bologna or turkey? Can they not be indited?

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Adorable but slightly annoying things that my Cat does: She leaves toys outside my room and bathroom every night. She squeaks every time I touch her. She follows me everywhere. She races down the hallway to catch up with me if I'm on the other side of the house

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So.. Do you come here often?

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I've been away for sooo long! I'm really sorry about that y'all! I'll try to post some stuff later. Love you guys!

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The tumblr video player is awesome! It automatically plays the video before you even have a chance to watch to it! Don’t you just love rewinding the video back to the beginning every. single. time?! I know I do!

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Oh my god. There's already Christmas music playing on the radio

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reblog if ur cool

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*doesn't post anything on tumblr for a few days* 

*gets back on tumblr and goes on posting rampage for the next few hours*

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No matter how bad things get, just remember that today is beautiful and no one should stop you from thinking that

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dinglehopper

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People who like every single post of yours, but don't follow you  

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The tumblr video player is awesome! It automatically plays the video before you even have a chance to watch to it! Don’t you just love rewinding the video back to the beginning every. single. time?! I know I do!

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You guys should send me an ask. No matter what it is I'll answer it ;)

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Jellyfish, pfft more like smellyfish amiright?