[daisydivision]

I had to write another thing for creative writing

[miserielovescompany]

[the1dlads]

Harry’s first and last tweets of the Take Me Home tour

this hurts me.

[realitytvshow]

[tyleroakley]

QUEEN.

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[dietchola-deactivated20140210]

JESUS CHRIST

[amoregrande]

“I’m a horrible father”

[oopshiiiiii-deactivated20140103]

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Please play this at my funeral

[spacebuns]

i feel like the worst bc i’m not thin or little or dainty but i’m also not sexy or curvy or voluptuous i’m just like a gross flabby donut or something

[dobref]

people underestimate my ability to cut them out of my life when they fuck me over

[sextronautt]

we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

[archivemol]

Some of the best pickup lines I’ve used so far:

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.

Are you a robot? Cause I’d like to turn you on.

I need a map. I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Do I know you? Cause you look like the man I want to marry.

I lost my horse. Can I ride you instead?

AND THEN I GOT THIS ONE IN RETURN

Here, could you hold this for me while I go for a walk? *holds out hand*

FUCK THAT’S CUTE

[feirunes]

my english teacher says “eh” a lot and every time i’m like “haha i bet he’s from canada”. but then i remember. i’m canadian. i live in canada

[niallbows]

[stylesin]

#dear diary #today i had banana AND an apple #mom said if i brush my hair 100 times it’ll be extra curly #louis smiled at another boy #i must kill that boy #lots of love #xoxo #harry x

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[thelunarboy]

[urbaniam]

if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away

[yerijoy-deactivated20150718]

OH MY GOD I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[australiansanta]

do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences

[alegbra-deactivated20131116]

well at least he tried

[thishorans]