Urban Witch

"Welcome! Come on in, I have something for everyone. Want a lover, or maybe their death? Or how about fame and fortune? Hell, I can do and be anything you want. Just remember all magic comes at a price." ----- Independent RP (side) Blog - Muse & Mun are 18+ --- Main Account: mermaid-pancakes --- VERSE/AU PAGE COMING SOON -- Check tags for Verse and AU for now

[sagamemes]

fifty ways to kiss someone.   send me a 💏 and i will randomise a number in order for my muse to kiss yours…

…good morning.

…goodnight.

…goodbye.

…where it hurts.

…where it doesn’t hurt.

…on a falling tear.

…to shut them up.

…in secrecy.

…in public.

…desperately.

…in joy.

…in grief.

…discreetly.

…casually.

…passionately.

…lazily.

…to distract.

…as encouragement.

…for luck.

…on a scar.

…on a place of insecurity.

…in a rush of adrenaline.

…in relief.

…in danger.

…as a ‘yes’.

…as an apology.

…as a suggestion.

…as a lie.

…as a promise.

…as comfort.

…after a small rejection.

…to wake yours up.

…forcefully.

…to pretend.

…to gain something.

…to give up control.

…without a motive.

…because yours is running out of time.

…because mine is.

…because the world is ending.

…because the world is saved.

…out of pride.

…out of greed.

…out of lust.

…out of anger.

…out of envy or jealousy.

…out of spite.

…out of habit.

…out of necessity.

…out of love.

[dangered]

[urbanwitchrp]

“I just… Please, I need you… I’m not proud of how I’m acting, but goddammit, I’d do anything you wanted for just one more night with you,” he sighed, clearly frustrated at the desperation hemorrhaging from his words. “Dammit, please…”

[travisdent]

Travis sighed.  “I know.  I just…I can’t stand how much of an asshole you’ve been lately.  I want to make this work more than anything, but I need you to try. “  He scrubbed his face.  “I..I don’t know if I can keep doing this if you’re not going to change..”

[urbanwitchrp]

"I just... I know..." the dark haired man sighed, running a hand through his hair. With such a hot temper, Rune was used to being called an asshole and he knew it was fitting for the most part. "I didn't want to care about you... but I do and... fuck... I-I'll change for you. If you'll take me back..."

[urbanwitchrp]

nosy anons let's go

0: Height

1: Age

2: Shoe size

3: Do you smoke?

4: Do you drink?

5: Do you take drugs?

6: Age you get mistaken for

7: Have tattoos?

8: Want any tattoos?

9: Got any piercings?

10: Want any piercings?

11: Best friend?

12: Relationship status

13: Biggest turn ons

14: Biggest turn offs

15: Favorite movie

16: I’ll love you if...

17: Someone you miss

18: Most traumatic experience

19: A fact about your personality

20: What I hate most about myself

21: What I love most about myself

22: What I want to be when I get older

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

24: My relationship with my parent(s)

25: My idea of a perfect date

26: My biggest pet peeves

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

30: What I hate the most about work/school

31: What my last text message says

32: What words upset me the most

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

34: What I find attractive in women

35: What I find attractive in men

36: Where I would like to live

37: One of my insecurities

38: My childhood career choice

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

40: Who I wish I could be

41: Where I want to be right now

42: The last thing I ate

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

44: A random fact about anything

[robintunney]

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[urbanwitchrp]

“I just… Please, I need you… I’m not proud of how I’m acting, but goddammit, I’d do anything you wanted for just one more night with you,” he sighed, clearly frustrated at the desperation hemorrhaging from his words. “Dammit, please…”

[urbanwitchrp]

"Its Valentines Day and you reserved me for the night. Don't you think you should dress up a little or am I just your arm candy?"

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Based on what you know about my muse, give them a gift through the ask!

[90sart]

[rpsourcedmemes]

Reblog if your partners don’t need to make excuses or feel like they need to hide from you if they’re not ready to reply to a thread. No one wants to be the person that takes the fun out of someone else’s experience.

[askmemesyo-blog1]

For each ❌ I receive, my muse will reveal one of their kinks.

[lovelornrocketscientist]

cute shippy starters

[puddlechild]

Adapted from this post. 

“Come over here and make me.”

“Have you lost your damn mind!?”

“Please, don’t leave.”

“Do you…well…I mean…I could give you a massage?”

“Wait a minute. Are you jealous?”

“Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”

“I almost lost you.”

“Wanna bet?”

“Don’t you ever do that again!”

“Teach me how to play?”

“Don’t you dare throw that snowba—goddammit!”

“I think we need to talk.”

“Kiss me.”

“Hey, I’m with you, okay? Always.”

“So, I found this waterfall…”

“It could be worse.”

“Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…”

“This is without a doubt the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.”

“The paint’s supposed to go where?”

“You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you.”

“We’re in the middle of a thunderstorm and you wanna stop and feel the rain?”

“I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.”

“Just once.”

“You’re the only one I trust to do this.”

“I can’t believe you talked me into this.”

“I got you a present.”

“I’m pregnant.”

“Marry me?”

“I thought you were dead.”

“It’s not what it looks like…”

“You lied to me.”

“I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified.”

“Please don’t do this.”

“If you keep looking at me like that we won’t make it to a bed.”

“You heard me. Take. It. Off.”

“I wish I could hate you.”

“Wanna dance?”

“You fainted…straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes.”

“Hey! I was gonna eat that!”

“Have I entered an alternate universe or did you really just crack a smile for me?”

“You did all of this for me?”

“I swear it was an accident.”

“YOU DID WHAT?!”

“If you die, I’m gonna kill you.”

“Tell me a secret.”

“Hey, have you seen the..? Oh.”

“No one needs to know.”

“Boo.”

“Well this is awkward…”

Credit: @alwaysbellamyblake

[theoneswithoutpacks]

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[ackersnow-deactivated20170117]

CHRISTMAS STARTERS

( assorted prompts that are all bedecked with christmas themes. from salty, to ecstatic, to indifferent - feel free to change up the context, pronouns, or words ! )

❛❛ All I want for Christmas is peace & quiet. ❜❜ ❛❛ If mistletoe appears in my one-meter vicinity, I’ll burn it. ❜❜ ❛❛ So - what are you getting me for Christmas? ❜❜ ❛❛ What do you mean, Santa isn’t real? ❜❜ ❛❛ The only thing I like about Christmas is to get drunk on eggnog & wine, & sulk over my year’s regrets. ❜❜  ❛❛ You always give the best presents. ❜❜ ❛❛ Let me get a picture of this for the memories. ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas party at your house! ❜❜ ❛❛ I swear to god, if you give me a ‘dick-in-a-box’ for Christmas again- ❜❜ ❛❛ It’s snowing! ❜❜ ❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals fun times. ❜❜ ❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals broken bones. ❜❜ ❛❛ Please stop saying ‘Christmas is coming’ in Stark’s voice. ❜❜  ❛❛ Are you really setting traps for Santa — ? ❜❜ ❛❛ Don’t eat the cookies & milk I’m leaving on the table, unless your name is Santa. ❜❜ ❛❛ Ah yes, the age-old tradition of an obese old man dressed in a red suit - breaking into your house. ❜❜ ❛❛ Wanna help with the pudding? ❜❜ ❛❛ Help me decorate the Christmas tree. ❜❜ ❛❛ You’re really - enthusiastic - with the decorations. ❜❜   ❛❛ I knitted a sweater for you. Here, wear it. ❜❜ ❛❛ What did you use to knit the sweater? Two left-hands & parental guidance from a hamster? ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you coming to the Christmas party? ❜❜ ❛❛ How did you get tangled in all these fairy lights – ? ❜❜ ❛❛ Let me help with the gift-wrapping. ❜❜ ❛❛ Remember when you caught on fire last year? ❜❜ ❛❛ Oh no - no - you stay away from the alcohol. ❜❜ ❛❛ Stop telling me lies about Santa & his tiny elves. ❜❜  ❛❛ Oh shit, I forgot to buy the presents. ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you telling me you don’t put marshmallows in your hot chocolate? ❜❜ ❛❛ Is this what you do every Christmas? ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not letting you barricade yourself in your room again for Christmas. ❜❜ ❛❛ Come on! Live a little - find true love - piss in the snow! It’s Christmas. ❜❜         ❛❛ It may be Christmas, but that’s still illegal. ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas is just another day. What’s the big deal? ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas should be six months long - not one. ❜❜     

[grab-an-idea]

Arranged Marriage Starters

“You’re not what I was expecting.”

“I’m not going through with this and you can’t make me.”

“Look, I’m not any happier about this than you are, but why don’t we try and make this work.”

“We don’t have to be in love, but maybe we could be friends.”

“Wow. I wasn’t expecting someone who looked like you do.”

“Arranged marriages are weird. All your life you’re told not to talk to strangers and then you’re asked to sleep with one.”

“I can sleep on the couch if you prefer.”

“How am I supposed to live with them when I love someone else?”

“You’re making me marry THEM?”

“Don’t you touch me.”

“It’s my parents. They’ve arranged me to marry someone else.”

“So how much was my life worth to you?”

“Uh… I know we don’t really have a choice, but will you marry me?”

“Why don’t we go pick out a ring together?”

“This doesn’t have to be forever. If it doesn’t work out we can always get a divorce.”

“Listen, my parents paid for you. You’re my property now.”

“Let’s start simple. What’s your favorite color?”

“The only reason I need you is make sure that my bloodline has an heir.”

“I will never love you.”

[theoneswithoutpacks]

Specify which muse

[lilmisslydiamartin]

Recommend Me A Blog

Or two blogs. Or ten blogs.

Recommend to me who I should be RPing with - your favorite partner, a person who’s writing you think would compliment mine, a pairing you want to see happen.

Do it on anon, or do it off anon. Recommend yourself, or someone else.

Just let me know - who should I be RPing with?

[rcah]

[urbanwitchrp]

werewolf starters

** PACK DYNAMICS:

"I am the Alpha, and it is my duty to protect the pack and everyone in it."

"[She/he/they] are only the Alpha because their parents were."

"If I were the Alpha, I would've taken care of that trespasser months ago."

"You're the Beta. Alpha's pet is in your job description."

"Beta means second-in-command, not Alpha's glorified secretary or mindless drone."

"Are you challenging me for my position in the pack?"

"You want to be Alpha someday? You'll have to train harder than that."

"Ask your Alpha. You need [his/her/their] permission to do anything, right?"

"Pack politics are a giant pain in the ass. It's all posturing."

"Better watch yourself, pup. You're well on your way to becoming the next Omega."

"I've missed having an Omega to boss around."

** MATES:

"Even if you were the last [werewolf/person] on Earth, I still wouldn't want to be mated to you."

"I'm strictly hook-ups only. The idea of being permanently mated to one person is the stuff of nightmares."

"Ever heard of the guy who accidentally bonded to a human because [they/he/she] had a biting fetish? Idiot."

"Are you sure you want to be bonded to me?"

"Where do you want to take your mark?"

"I'm only doing this for our packs, got it?"

"I've wanted to be bonded to you for as long as I can remember."

"We're not mates."

"My ideal mate situation involves polyamory and matching bond-marks."

"[They/she/he] is/are looking at you like they want to mark you, or something. It's kind of creeping me out."

"Can you believe they're a mated pair?"

** SHIFTING:

"Is this your first time shifting? I remember my first time..."

"Listen, it doesn't hurt nearly as much as the movies or books make it seem. It doesn't feel great, either, but--."

"I always keep clothes on standby."

"Can't tell you how many outfits I've ruined from an accidental shift."

"Want to go for a run in the woods? I'm about to crawl out of my skin."

"Remember that time you shifted inside the bathroom at the McDonald's?"

"Your fur's looking a little shaggy. Ever considered a haircut?"

"Can I see you, uh, you know... shift?"

"What's it like? Shifting?"

"Your wolf looks nothing like you. How is that?"

** HUNTING/BEING HUNTED:

"I'm starving. Can we head out already?"

"I'll take point. Everyone else fall in behind me."

"Want to go for a hunt?"

"There's a hunter nearby."

"[Pack member] just took an arrow to the chest. We have to move out now!"

"The hunters know where we are. We either have to stand and fight or retreat and come up with a better plan."

"I'm not exactly interested in having my head on the end of a stake."

** TERRITORY:

"You're on [pack name] territory."

"You have five seconds to turn around and go back the way you came."

"You'll either leave, or I'll make you. Your choice."

"You're on enemy lands, and you expected to be welcomed with open arms?"

"Get. Out. Now."

** LONE WOLVES:

"Packs were never really my thing."

"I was born into a pack, but I left. End of story."

"The last thing I'm interested in is having an entire group of people constantly in my business and an Alpha up my ass."

"I can take care of myself, thanks."

"If I wanted to play house, I'd find an abandoned log cabin."

"I was in a pack once. I don't miss it."

"I'm fine on my own. I like the freedom."