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[urcrybabybf]

i abandoned this account. sorry yall <3

[pathologising]

some of you need to be told to shut the fuck up more

[pathologising]

not me tho im super funny and my tits are fucking massive

[twistoftheknife]

imagine stickin ur dick in a freshly poured cup of mcdonalds sprite

[ed-longshanks]

me trying to retain consciousness as my dick sucks up the sprite like a small elephants trunk

[jeekoftheweek]

you can post most anything on tumblr and expect results

[straycatj]

おはようです

きょうは さぶい いちにちだそうですね

Good morning everyone, I've heard it's cold all day today...

[buttercup-bi]

Reminder to everyone in America: It’s okay to not watch the news. You are not a bad person for blocking out things you can’t do anything about. You went out and voted or you’re too young to and couldn’t but you don’t need to watch this go down. Please please take care of yourself and if that means turning off the tv don’t ever feel guilty about it.

[thatscorvidcore-deactivated2023]

STOP WHAT UR DOING AND LOOK AT THESE HIGHLAND COWS

Ok— thank you for your time— have a fantastic day

[stickie3s]

devil rabbit which is in love

[whenemmafallsinlove]

if you support donald trump unfollow me. full stop. hopefully no trump supporters are dumb enough to think they’re welcome here, but seriously. gtfo my page. block me while you’re at it.

[twocubes]

slept in today, what’d I miss?

[zvaigzdelasas]

go back to bed

[porthavens]

i wish google docs told you what anonymous animal you’re viewing a doc as so you can know what your corporate-assigned fursona is

[guerrillatech]

[evilchrispine]

me: celebrity drama 🤢🤢🤢

 kimye is divorcing because kanye hooked up with jeffree star 

me:

[proteus-no]

Nah him having an affair with jeffree star is a rumor made up by the same girl who started the “coronavirus challange” and licked a toilet seat on a plane 😬

[breezeinmonochromenight]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

glad we found the time to come back to this one

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

i think i will become a creature.

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

*scuttles*

[ihavegaysex42069]

"my child is fine" you sold her to one direction

[firefox-official]

bet you guys miss my wit and humor

[firefox-official]

i didnt go anywhere im just making a statement

[joshpeck]

my tumblr jesters....tell me a funny

[joshpeck]

guards......take him to the execution room

[pokegorl-deactivated20160801]

koi fish: :o me: :O