life is tough my darling

Don't be afraid to ask questions and/or advice

[catchymemes]

[catastrofe]

enters the pope

[jonklassen2]

[gentlemanbones]

[dreadpiratecherry-deactivated20]

[was-fleur-prince-deactivated201]

I have no idea what’s going on

[pewterkat]

Congrats, we have reached a period of time where there is a generation that does not remember the first memes.

[ryanthedemiguy]

Look, i’ve been on tumblr for nine fucking years and I don’t get this meme. I remember seeing it at some point, but have no clue what it means.

[nerdfighterwhatevernumbers]

because this meme is pre tumblr and pre-youtube and is about 17 years old, almost twice as long as you’ve been on tumblr the ancient depths of albinoblacksheep will never die

[piipstachio]

TUMBLR PLEASE I WAS TRYING TO SHOW THIS

[gotterhag]

Two things: 1.) I'm actually crying. 2.) this is what it feels like getting hash browns at McDonald's

[sandersstudies]

So I kept telling my husband to stop unfolding his clean clothes and leaving them on the floor, and he insisted he wasn’t doing any of that even though I had the evidence.

Just found the cat pulling t-shirts out of his drawer, which had been left slightly ajar. The culprit has escalated from trashcan crimes and is trying to cause upset in my marriage now.

[sandersstudies]

I discovered the ruse a bit faster than the former but she ALSO pulls clothes off the hangers by trying to “climb” them so she can sit on the top closet shelf.

[sandersstudies]

HOMEWRECKER

[titimylove]

get her a cat tower, she wants to be tall

[sandersstudies]

She HAS a cat tower it’s the tallest one the store had

And she has LOTS of toys and many snackies she has NO reason to cause mischief except her own bastardly motivation.

[vixen-uchiha]

She has a reason and that reason is because she is a cat

[antikate]

Current mood

[spartanlocke]

mood. and alternatively: 

[weenie-kun]

We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.

According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.

I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣

sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..

?????LOL

[netheritenugget]

Designer babies and genetically modifying human beings in an effort to "improve" us is a terrifying concept for many reasons, and I hope that the world does not ever need to implement such technology.

But in a purely hypothetical situation where there are no consequences for playing God whatsoever, I think the genes to make my own Vitamin C in my body would be convenient to have back (humans had them before, but lost them long ago). I would also like some shiny feathers, for purely aesthetic purposes.

What abilities or genetic code would you splice into yourself?

[xiaq]

Ok so I have these two friends. One straight cis guy, and one lesbian. They look pretty similar, have the same hair style, and tend to shop at the same places for clothes. So the running friend-group joke is that they’re twins. And they’re always like “I don’t see it.”

This weekend, completely unplanned, they showed up to a wedding looking like this.

I think they see it now.

[xiaq]

Also the guy was the officiant and all night people kept coming up to the girl to praise her officiating prowess. 😂

[miiilowo]

tumblr is the root of half the internets trends and memes

[miiilowo]

the curse of being on this website is knowing that shit like cottagecore and dark academia and the obsession with mushrooms and whatnot started on this godforsaken platform and not tiktok

[feralfens]

the mushroom thing started with a fucking shitpost where it ends with "you cannot kill me in a way that matters" "im not fucking scared of you!"

"op what does this mean" "decay is an extant form of life"

I KID YOU NOT

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

[crewstinitortellini-deactivated]

[maxknightley]

Absolutely love this post. Think of it every time I use a wooden spoon

[sludgejudy-deactivated20170915]

the chocolates your total comes to onemilliononehundred HuUuh

yeaAah thats whatit saAays, that mustbe REALLYgood chocolate paperorplastic

uuweweuundeheuhme

[coratorium]

the digimon movie is really good

[seymour-butz-stuff]

Time to feed unprofessional managers what they’ve been dishing out for far too long.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[thegleamoftheknife]

Had to label the old trash barrels so the collectors would know to take them

[sabrecmc]

This should be the last post on tumblr before it is shut down.

[dduane]

This, or an empty Ball Pit. :)

[acutenobody]

[kingofthepitt]

“We asked them to bring the most impressive stolen item.”

[tifaria]

I have absolutely no idea what this is from or any context whatsoever, but I cannot stop laughing

[sweaterkittensahoy]

This is from Taskmaster, a British gameshow of absolute, wonderful nonsense. Big recommend.