Ga♭y

Bisexual - asexual - nonbinary - she/her - 26 - 🇧🇷 - multifandom blog but mainly gay posts - and a lot of shit posts - no sideblogs, we chaotically cram our personal posts, aesthetic posts, and 800 hyperfixations into one blog like men - I'm sorry in advanced for all the people I stalked out of boredom - please talk to me, I'm shy and I want friends

[rainingonteardrops]

Welcome to my blog I’m filled with sadness and I yearn to be kissed on the neck

[govnoedovna]

Old art but I still love Beetlejuice with all my heart

[enba-and-luka]

[babyanimalgifs]

Little fish eats his foods 

(Source)

[bunigojade]

[aflo]

this is so sad he doesn’t even know there’s a double barreled shotgun pointed at him

[identifying-fish-in-posts]

Pacific spiny lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus orbis)

[duke-of-fire]

[splickedylit]

His Foods :) 👍

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[tunnaa-unnaa]

taking notes

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[mina-soup]

tips for munchkinlander gossip hounds!

"glinda, is it true you were her friend?" 🚫👎❌️

losing strategy, too easily deflected by long-winded rhapsodizing about the past, plays right into Glinda’s natural inclination towards yapping

"glinda is it true you were riding her broomstick?" ❕️✅️👍

immediate victory, regardless of whether or not she did ever bottom, Gaylinda Topland would never admit it -> overwhelming urge to set the record straight -> complete confession of a yearslong affair with the Wicked Witch of the West .

[sycamorality]

oh no i will lose my !

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[redstonedust]

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

[alex-just-vibing]

looking for fics about your favorite character on ao3 be like:

dont care

dont care

dont care

what the actual fuck

dont care

ooh that sounds- what the fuck

unfinished

don't care

the best fic ive ever read in my life. this absolutely ruined me and ill never be the same ever again

dont care

[alamogirl80]

Reblogging for the absolute brutal accuracy of this comment

[anachronic-cobra]

And then you're like "fuck it, I'll make my own" and once you've done that you toss it into the goodwill bin to be someone else's prada or container of human teeth

[mjrtaurus]

And sometimes you gotta go with the container of human teeth purely out of morbid curiosity.

[temporalreverie]

anyone have that picture with the 100 pool toy baltos. Its like a modern terracotta army

[temporalreverie]

THEY SHALL PROTECT MY MAUSOLEUM

[anglaised]

it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl

[lacystar]

Oh I’m SURE Glinda

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[shinraalpha]

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive