This Is My Roman Empire

This is my outlet to be weird when I can’t be (J, 22, she/her)

[urjunkdrawer]

The only time deadnaming is okay is when you are talking about Twitter

[urjunkdrawer]

Why does nothing bring me joy right now? Like all I wanna do is just delete everything and stop using social media and my phone in general

Like I wanna go back to when I could only text people because we had each others phone numbers

[urjunkdrawer]

I promise you J Does Fake Sports betting Stanley cup 2026 is coming. I’m just so busy that I’m just gonna post my note I have in my phone once the cup is won

[urjunkdrawer]

Here is my note as promised we didn’t do to bad this year

[kosmogrl]

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

[urjunkdrawer]

I suck at texting I need to meet you in person and have a few convos then I can text or call you

[urjunkdrawer]

Don’t you just love when a guy has a slutty little thigh tattoo

I’m talking like you can only see it if the shorts are up a little too high

[urjunkdrawer]

I’m sobbing Google is going fully AI

WHO ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO ASK ALL MY QUESTIONS TOO!?!?!

[northirish]

The first rule of violent trench warfare is to have fun and be yourself

[northirish]

The second rule is DONT GET YOUR FUCKING FEET WET

[segamascott]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[feraligatr]

jack of no trades. master of fuck all

[urjunkdrawer]

I promise you J Does Fake Sports betting Stanley cup 2026 is coming. I’m just so busy that I’m just gonna post my note I have in my phone once the cup is won

[urjunkdrawer]

Dashboard by Noah khan makes me feel like my parents will resent me when I do move out because I want to move out to the city where I go to school

Like you’re gonna go far helped me realize that it’s okay to leave but like now he’s giving me twisted emotions about me wanting to move out

[urjunkdrawer]

What are your intentions with my park

[urjunkdrawer]

Ever time I play crib I get accused (as a joke) of counting cards

Isn’t that the whole point of the game?!?!

[furryprovocateur]

boobs is better than titties as a word because boobs is bouba while titties is kiki

[pinyatapix]

read this post and this is all i can ever imagine from it

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[dampfnudeldove]

shot in the HEAD. and you're to blame. You are not good. At dart game

[urjunkdrawer]

Wait do Americans not have e transfer services offered by their bank??? Is that why they use Cash App and venmo???

[urjunkdrawer]

Playing cards against humanity style game the other night:

Judge: What does SMDH mean??

Player: Shaking my dick… hard

*Everyone laughing*

Other player: it means Shaking my damn head

Player: oh that makes a lot more sense