I owe millions.

Nathan. Computers. Genetics. Hip-Hop. Cars. 11th Letter.

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i have too many real life people following me on twitter these days so i’m back to post thoughts on tumblr lmao

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The latest Tweets from Nathan E (@Earl_ssbm). E A R L Y B I R D #11 \\ I'm awful at melee. Calgary

I’m pretty much just posting my tumblr thoughts on twitter these days so if ur interested in my conceited thoughts and opinions, give ya boy a follow!!

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I think I’ve finally found an MTG archetype that fits me!

I thought I was into control decks and have pretty much only been playing pauper Mono Blue Delver for the last year. But I’ve been playing a pauper Burn deck for the last month and I’m enjoying the game soooooooooo much more than before. 

I guess I’m just a dumb guy who likes to get games over quickly! ^_^

[orestian-deactivated20180120]

let me just lay it out for y'all

shipping jesus with mary magdalene: entry level hetshit. probably a christian irl

shipping jesus with john the baptist: novice level. listens to gregorian chants. hasn’t read st augustine outside of “confessions” & fell asleep listening to a shitty audiobook version of paradise lost

shipping jesus with judas: true end, probably a goth/emo. tells people to start with the greeks but is actually teaching themselves to read aramaic. smokes cloves

shipping god with satan: constantly vaping. lesbian or chad, probably a jock. eats more pussy than mortals like you and i can imagine. kills and resurrects god every weekend

shipping jesus with the buddha: socially awkward weeb. watches moeshit slice of life six hours a day and writes bad poems on the back of their petsmart receipts

[darylfranz]

[timsutton]

when people talk about david bowie and his personas they always mention Ziggy Stardust and the Thin White Duke but nobody ever mentions Anime Bowie

[egg-receptacle-deactivated20180]

He looks like fucking Huey from MGSV

What the fuck. This is fucking terrible.

[timsutton]

LMAO

[pierre-manslapper]

[sokkycakes]

HHHHHHAH FUCKIN KOJIMA

[churchoffear]

One of the funniest things in the world to me is that comedy podcaster/video game journalist Justin Mcelroy will occasionally get emails intended for Crime/Politics Vancouver reporter Justin Mcelroy

[omnia-volo]

Yep.

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This song is taking up a lot of my head right now.

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god I love Calgary so much

This place is only boring if you’re boring and don’t know where to look.

[race-cars-and-weed-jars]

[meangirlnurse]

one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to her “hello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!” and she wags her entire body at me like “it’s true!!! i contain multitudes”

[brehaaorgana]

i love that ur friend is the pregnant dog. what a nice friend to have.

[meangirlnurse]

ya she’s my buddy i love her!

[meangirlnurse]

update: there were five (5) smaller dogs inside my dog friend, but now they are all outside of her instead (!!) 

[brehaaorgana]

GREAT UPDATE NOW YOU HAVE SIX FRIENDS!!!

[meangirlnurse]

ya they’re my buddies i love them!!!!!

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I’m starting to feel more comfortable adding baby scratches to my mixes! And holy shit this felt perfect. With my current skills, I don’t think I could have mixed this better. 

Also I had no idea how good of a rapper Queen Latifah is. Check the last song in this mix for some feminist BARS.

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I went 2-2 in ranked melee today!!

I've never won a set before in paid/ranked melee but managed to win 2 tonight! And one of those wins was against a puff player that 4-stocked me in my first tournament.

It feels so good to see some progress in terms of my tournament results. Also, I'm finally starting to get over my tournament nerves. I feel like I'm starting to beat people that I should be beating and it's so rewarding. This game is a freaking blast <3

[lperezidente]

[urluh]

oh man scratching is SO fun

[zehletter]