Greta Van Fleet One Shots And Such

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Updated Masterlist

Last updated: 08/20/2022

Jake:

Back Off

Close To My Heart

Fuck Around, Find Out 18+ (Coming Soon)

Chapter One: Fuck Around

Chapter Two: He Found Out

Chapter Three: The Morning After

Fuck Around, Find Out (OG post) 

Part One

Part Two

Baby, Baby, Pt. 2 (Baby Series)

Cause You Had a Bad Day

Josh:

Twinning

Behind the Scenes

Under the Moonlight (Smut 18+)

Even Then

Jealousy (18+)

Bloody Valentine Series (WIP)

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Danny: 

Kiss of Death

Kiss of Life

Picture Perfect (Very spicy 18+)

A Helping Hand

Little Twin 

Sam: 

We Have a Situation

We Have a Situation pt. 2

No Hard Feelings 

Falling Down

Light My Fire

TikTok?

Sunshine (Baby Series)

Blissful

Blurbs/Headcanons:

How You Meet

Pissed Off

Little Things

Morning Routine

Not Feeling Too Hot

Wild Thing

Bluetooth

Hidden Talents 

Brotherly Love

The Twins: 

Say That Again

Say That Again pt. 2 

Twintuition 

Twintuittion pt. 2 

Watching Over

[sparrowofthedawnsworld]

Giggles - Jake Kiszka

A/N: So, I saw a TikTok last night, talking about blowing raspberries on Jake’s lil tummy and i- I couldn’t stop the different scenarios that flooded my mind. I’m sincerely sorry in advance for this, but I had to! This is super short and just something to take a break from writing ‘A Beautiful Riff, part 3’.

WARNINGS: Starts off a little steamy, but nothing too crazy. TOOTH. ACHING, FLUFF.

••••

It was one of your regularly scheduled lazy days, for you and Jake. You’d both done nothing more than lay in bed, tangled in one another’s limbs, watching whatever old movies you could think of.

After many rounds of sex and a couple movies, you were on your third of the day, Jake having picked an older Tom Hanks movie: ‘That Thing You Do’.

It was so fitting; being about a small band that forms out of this small town in Pennsylvania and blowing up, only to become one-hit-wonders.

Every so often you would slide your hand up from it’s place on Jake’s chest, up to cup his his jaw and tilt his head just enough to interlock your lips with his.

“We haven’t focused on a single movie.” Jake chuckled, when you pulled away from yet another little kiss that was starting to get steamy.

You shrugged against him, head resting back down against his chest. “How am I supposed to focus on anything with you beside me?”

Jake just chuckled again, a pink tint gracing his cheeks so beautifully. It was practically unbearable to look at Jake for too long. His beauty was striking and could steal the breath of anyone who laid eyes on him. Yet, as much as you wish you could spare your heart from bursting, He was just too addicting not to look at. You couldn’t keep your eyes away for long, even if you tried.

“Take a picture, it’ll last longer..” Jake mumbled, eyes never leaving the TV.

You giggled to yourself, completely unashamed of being caught.

You swung your leg over his hips, using a bit of the leverage you now had to pull yourself over top of him.

“I think I’ll just get a better view.” you winked down at him, causing Jake to roll his eyes playfully.

“Please,” he scoffed. “The best view is me on top of YOU.” he disagreed, true confidence laced in his tone.

You couldn’t argue with him though, there was nothing like having Jake hovering above you… Face twisted in pleasure, or lips turned up in his usual, mischievous smirk.

“You like having me on top of you though, don’t lie.” you spoke, absentmindedly letting your fingers trail all over his chest.

“I definitely d-“ he stopped mid sentence, breath hitching lightly. You looked at him confused, but he continued. “-definitely do love having you above me. My gorgeous woman.”

It seemed like he was struggling to get his words out. Your face twisted in confusion once again, until your felt his skin twitch beneath your fingers, when they had dipped down to his ribs. His breath caught again, but he shakily released it, when you moved your fingers back up to his chest.

‘No way…’ you thought to yourself. There’s no way Jake was that ticklish? Obviously he knew you were in certain places, but he never struck you as the type to be ticklish, so you never tried.

You decided instead of just going for it, you wanted to mess with him a little.

“Jakey?”

“Hmm?” He turned his attention back to you, as he had been peering around you at the TV.

“Are you ticklish?” you questioned casually, like you’d just asked him about dinner.

His eyes blew wide and even if he would choose to lie, you already knew the answer.

“Of course not.” Jake cleared his throat, looking around you and back at the TV again.

“Are you gonna tell me the truth, or make me find out myself?” You slid your hands down past his ribs and rested them against his sides. Jake tensed beneath your hands immediately.

Jake’s eyes returned to you, eyeing your hands that lay completely still against his bare sides. Heart pounding in his chest.

“Why does it matter? You’re gonna test it out regardless.” he shrugged, trying to stay cool. He was absolutely right, but you wanted to continue playing it up.

“I wasn’t!” You lied. “I was gonna just go back to kissing you, if you admitted it.”

“I say you just go back to kissing me now and maybe I’ll tell you after…” he negotiated, smirking and upping his seductiveness.

“Who am I to deny my Jake?” You smirked back, leaning down closer to him.

He fully relaxed under you, thinking that you had forfeited your previous antics.

You connected your lips with Jake’s, moving rhythmically together in a slow, sweet kiss.

You broke away to catch your breath, but immediately went right back for another kiss.

Jake deepened it, and you saw this as the perfect time to attack.

With your hands still on his soft sides, you gave both sides a little squeeze. It was just enough to gain a reaction. A noise, almost like a quick giggle, was released into your mouth from Jake.

You repeated the action, digging your fingers in a little deeper this time.

Jake full on giggled into your mouth, breaking away in protest.

“Y/N,” he warned, grabbing your wrists.

“Mm, little Jakey IS ticklish.” you teased. swatting his hands away and going back for the smoothness of his tummy.

You started drawing random, light patterns into the skin just below his bellybutton, making him squirm.

“Quit that!” He tried to sound stern, but the sweet, light laughter bubbling out of him was not doing him any favors.

“You’re so cute, Jake.” you smiled up at him, leaning down to kiss over his chest, as you continued the relentless teasing along his lower belly.

With each pattern of your fingertips, Jake seemed to become more and more sensitive. His laughter quickly becoming more bright, bubbly and constant.

You smiled against his chest, feeling the vibrations of it against your lips.

“My favorite sound in the whole world.”

There was nothing you loved more than Jake’s laugh. It was music to your ears, that topped any other song you’d ever heard.

“Y/N, pl- Quiiit!” He reached for your hands frantically, being strong enough to pull them away from his body once he finally got ahold of them.

Continuing your kisses, you sparked a new idea. But deciding to give him a little break, you stayed near his chest, leaving a few hickeys scattered around.

“Fuck- that’s good,” Jake sighed, head falling back against the pillows.

“Keep going.” he begged, squeezing your hands that were still enveloped in his.

As much as you wanted to keep going down this path, you missed Jake’s little giggles and decided to return to your idea.

Making it seem as if you were going to listen to him, you worked your way down his sternum. Once you reached his tummy, you inhaled through your nose, unable to fight the smile that formed over your lips.

Without any warning (for obvious reasons), you blew the air you’d taken in, right into the skin just below Jake’s ribs. His reaction was even better than you’d thought it would be.

“Y/N! Y/N- FUCK! Ohmygod, ohh my g-“ he fell silent in laughter, eyes squeezed shut and mouth agape, even after you had stopped.

You inhaled again, placing your lips directly over his bellybutton.

Once he calmed down a little, he opened his mouth surely to scold you to no end, but you cut him off. You blew a second raspberry into the new spot, earning pretty much the exact same reaction.

Except this time, no words or noises made it out of him, he just fell straight back into silent laughter.

Once you ran out of air, you stopped, collapsing into him in a fit of giggles yourself at his cuteness.

He released your hands, grabbing at your shoulders and pushing you up to put an end to your assault.

“Y-you’re e-evil..” he choked out breathlessly, still giggling randomly here and there as if there were aftershocks.

“Aww, can’t handle some little tickles?” You taunted, hovering your hands over him.

“Y/N, I swear-“ Jake grabbed your wrists, pinning them against your sides. “I’d cut it out, if I were you.”

“And what are you gonna do if I don’t, Jacob?”

Between the challenge and use of his whole name, he cocked a brow at you.

He mustered up what strength all the laughing he had done hadn’t drained, flipping the two of you over completely.

You gulped, knowing Jake could easily pin you down now and have his way.

“I could start with giving you a taste of your own medicine.” he grinned evilly, gathering your wrists in one hand over your head.

“Jake, please! I won’t do it again.” You promised, begging him further with your eyes and a tug of your arms.

Jake was well aware and acquainted with all of your weak spots, as he would use them to his advantage, more often than not.

He leaned down, pressing gentle kisses into your neck. Just by those feather light kisses, you were already reduced to a giggling mess in anticipation.

“Too late for all that, pretty girl.” He whispered into your ear lowly.

“Maybe I wanna hear your adorable little laugh, just like you wanted to hear mine.”

“Jake,” You whined, trying to squirm out of his grip. “I’m begging!”

“Paybacks a bitch, Angel.”

[rachelgvf]

I mean, bro is just ethereal.

[urmindisastreamofcolors]

Fuck Around, Find Out (Series)

Series description: After your five year relationship comes to a blazing end, you seek comfort in your friend group as you try to pick up the pieces of your shattered life. When the night of your breakup with your psycho ex takes a wild and unexpected turn, you begin to question the nature of your relationship with your lifelong best friend, Jake. As the boundaries of your friendship begin to blur, Jake struggles with an internal battle to tell you a secret he’s been keeping for years as you begin a journey of self growth to always be your own first-choice.

Warnings: talk of toxic ex, cursing, and physical fighting so read with caution

Taglist: @theweightofstardust @maverick-rose @weightofdreams-gvf @doodle417 @milkgemini

A/n: Here’s chapter 3 finally! I know updates have been sporadic, but I’m doing a lot of revising and editing as I go. I don’t have a specific update schedule in place, but let me know if you want to be added to the tag list for chapter 4! Im currently writing off my phone which is a pain and I can’t get the read more link to work correctly, so if anyone has any tips on how to do that from the mobile app I would be so appreciative!!

Chapter Three: The Morning After

You probably wouldn’t have woken up, but you were burning up. A thin layer of sweat stuck to your hairline line and the back of your neck as you tried to wiggle away from whatever was making you so hot. When that didn’t work, you tried, and ultimately failed, to kick the blankets off of your body.

With a huff, you finally cracked your eyes open to try and untangle yourself, but you turned bright red when the sleepiness cleared from your brain and you realized you were laying on Jake’s chest. He had one hand in your hair loosely and the other wrapped tightly around your waist with your legs tangled together.

You had no idea how the two of you had ended up sleeping so…closely. You had shared many beds (and even a few couches) together over the years and you occasionally ended up spooning if you were really cold, but typically, you woke up facing opposite directions.

You wiggled slightly as you tried to get out of bed when your bladder started screaming causing Jake to stir. A long sigh left his nose as he pulled you closer.

“You okay,” Jake asked with a voice full of sleep and concern. His lips lightly brushed over your forehead as he gave your body a gentle squeeze. You tried to ignore the fact that your face had turned an embarrassing shade of scarlet at the gesture.

“Yeah, but I’m about to piss the bed if you don’t let me up.” You gave him a gentle shove as you reluctantly tried to detach yourself from his side.

His brown eyes shot open as his body stiffened and was suddenly very awake. You looked up at him through your eyelashes and openly laughed at his bedhead. Jake’s brow furrowed in confusion as he gently pulled away from you and sat up to stretch.

“Uh…sorry, Y/n. I hope I didn’t make you uncomfortable or anything,” Jake said with a yawn. When the golden rays hit his face, you were able to make out bruises that littered his forearms and a slowly forming black eye was starting to appear. You gave him a soft smile as guilt wracked your body. Shaking it off quickly and opting not to think about it, you stretched as you continued on your journey to the bathroom.

You were already halfway out the door as you waved his concerns away before running to the bathroom across the hall. Despite drinking into the wee hours of the morning, the sunshine sparkling through the bathroom window told you that it was still relatively early. More than likely before noon.

There was a bloody washcloth haphazardly flung into the bathtub that Jake must’ve used to clean his knuckles and face after the fist fight. The dark red was a harsh contrast to the white rag. Your stomach did a small flip as you shook off the creeping feeling of anxiety that trickled up your spine.

If you don’t think about it, then did it even happen?

You quickly finished up knowing that boys would need the bathroom soon and washed your hands and face before following the rich smell of coffee into the kitchen. A small smile broke across your face at the state the other boys were in. Jake must’ve woken them on his way in to make breakfast. Josh was sleepily chewing on a bagel with his curls sticking up while Danny sat on the couch with his sunglasses on as if the sunlight filtering in from the large windows would make his sight evaporate, but he was doing better than his best friend. Sam was laying on the floor with his eyes closed and face pale taking deep breaths clearly fighting the urge to throw up. A snort left your mouth at his slightly green complexion.

“Is Sammy okay,” you asked quietly as you grabbed a coffee cup.

“He’s fighting for his life right now,” Josh stated matter of factly as he poured coffee into your mug.

“Oh my God! I’m never drinking tequila again,” Sam eventually responded in a small whisper that barely reached your ears and you laughed loudly at his dramatics as the lanky man pulled himself up from the ground with Daniel’s help. Jake shook his head at his little brother’s obviously miserable state as he continued to crack eggs into a skillet. His messy hair had been pulled into a low bun as he cooked breakfast for everyone, but his bed head was still evident.

Slowly, Sam and Danny made their way to the kitchen and forced food down their throats in the hopes it would miraculously cure the hangover. Being the ever helpful eldest brother, Josh grabbed the grape flavored pedialyte that Jake always kept on hand and placed it between the two boys with a mischievous look.

A comfortable silence settled into the kitchen as everyone enjoyed their breakfast. The five of you had spent many hungover mornings together after a wild night out on the town. The only person really missing was Ronnie. A sad sigh left your nose at the thought of it being a few more months before the only Kiszka sister would be back in the United States from studying abroad. Another wave threatened to flood your body when you realized that your next FaceTime call with her would require you to retell the entire story of your breakup.

“So, what are your plans for the day, Y/n,” Danny asked, effectively silencing your brain and interrupting the silence as he flicked the cap off the pedialyte and took a chug. You felt your inner peace falter and shatter as you realized there was no escaping the events the previous night.

“Well…I don’t know. Was Thomas actually arrested last night,” you inquired softly as you played with the eggs on your plate as your appetite evaporated. A heavier silence settled in the kitchen, replacing the peaceful one from earlier. Out of the corner of your eye, you watched Jake unconsciously clench his right hand into a fist at the mention of your official ex-boyfriend. His knuckles looked bruised and angry.

Danny rubbed his face as he thought about your question. “I don’t know. Neither you or Jake pressed charges, so chances are slim if I had to guess. We can always call the officer lady from last night and ask.”

“He should’ve been arrested honestly,” Sam said around a mouthful of eggs resulting in Josh slapping him upside the head as he scolded him about his manners.

“Prison is too kind for Thomas,” Jake uttered under his breath as he put his plate in the sink and lazily stretched his back. You glanced at the clock on the stove as you rubbed the nape of your neck.

10:31 a.m.

He had until midday to have his things out and knowing Thomas, he probably had no intention of actually leaving. Your breath caught in your throat at the thought of Thomas lounging in your living room, just waiting on you to come home.

“We don’t have to be at the studio until this afternoon to clean up some of the new music. We can just go with you whenever you’re ready to leave. Consider us your personal bodyguards for the time being! Hell, do you just wanna borrow some of ours,” Josh offered with a brotherly smile when he noticed the panicked look in your eyes.

“I’m not a rockstar, so I don’t think I need an entire team of burly men to protect me from Thomas,” you laughed.

“Nope! All you need is a Jake,” Sam followed up with, laughing loudly and clearly proud of his joke.

The laughter eventually ebbed into comfortable conversation as you, Danny and Sam began to discuss their newest album. Out of the corner of your eye, you noticed Jake had finished his breakfast and put his dishes in the sink before disappearing down the hallway. You stared at his back for less than half a second before Danny’s infectious laughter filled the room and effectively pulled you back into the conversation.

While you were caught up in the small talk, Josh topped off his own coffee and bounded after his twin brother with purpose. His brow was scrunched as questions raced through his overly active mind, but he knew better than to voice them with you even remotely close.

While Sammy and Danny may have had suspicions of their own, Josh knew exactly how his brother felt about you. He could read Jake’s expressions as if they were his own. In a weird way, it felt a lot like looking in the mirror whenever strong emotions flooded through his twin brother.

The door to Jake’s bedroom was slightly cracked and a small sliver of sunlight filtered into the hallway. Without knocking, Josh pushed open the door and stepped in quickly, but ensured it closed behind him.

Jake was standing in front of his dresser as he sorted through his folded shirts looking for something to wear for the day.

“Okay, Jake. We’ve gotta talk about all this,” Josh said quietly as he perched on the edge of his brother’s unmade bed.

“There’s not really anything to talk about though,” Jake stated with a shrug of his shoulders as he peeled the old Metallic shirt off his torso. “Should I wear this white shirt or a Cream shirt?”

“I’ve literally shared a womb with you and I’ve never seen you lose it like you did last night,” Josh addressed while ignoring Jake’s question, but quickly faltered when his twin snapped around to face him.

“What are you saying, Josh,” Jake spat as he crossed his arms defensively over his chest.

“I’m saying you can’t keep hiding how you feel about, Y/n. We both know your head over heels in love with her.”

Josh held his breath as he watched Jake’s spine become rigid as he glanced to the door. Once he saw that it was firmly shut, he turned to face his brother. Josh took in his wide brown eyes and for a moment, he felt like he was looking at Sammy instead of his twin.

“Keep your fucking mouth shut, Joshua,” Jake spat as he flung the Metallica shirt at his older brother’s head.

“You’re not my fucking boss, Jacob,” Josh spat back as he flung the shirt back at his brother. A tense silence filled the air as Jake’s mind raced.

“Pinky promise me right now you won’t tell anyone. Please,” Jake said almost pitifully as he extend his hand to his brother. Without an hesitation, Josh extended his hand and wrapped his pinky around Jake’s. They each kissed the tips of their thumbs before pushing them together to lock it in.

“Promise. And wear the Cream shirt. It’s your favorite.”

“You had better not ever tell anyone that we still do fucking pinky promises,” Jake scoffed as he continued pulled the gray shirt over his head.

Josh babbled out some random story about how pinky promises are basically blood vows between twins as he opened the door and made his way back to the kitchen. Jake would be a liar if he said he had listened to a word his brother had said on his way out.

But he knew his secret was safe.

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REST IN PEACE CHRISTINE MCVIE July 12th, 1943 — November 30th, 2022

[sirjacobthomaskiszka]

Can we talk about the size of joop on this man??

[jake-kiszkas-smirk]

How did you make it all the way to his ears with that ass on the screen?

[shutupdevvie]

LOOK AT HIM

[luverleaver]

I’m only looking at his titties

[sparrowofthedawnsworld]

Josh: “Take us there, take us there!”

Jake: *pulls Josh down to crouch with him*

Josh: “Not to the- not to the floor!”

And there you have it. My all time favorite twin moment ever.

[ofthecaravel]

greta van fleet is like prepare to hear music from 40 years ago performed by the smallest drunkest teenagers you’ve ever seen. no we cannot get them to put their shoes on yes we have tried

[urmindisastreamofcolors]

All fax, no printer

[gustingirl]

Manager: Jake, a word.

Jake: Alright, my word is 'no'.

[urmindisastreamofcolors]

I feel like this has probably happened a few times

[chipswsalsa]

and guess what.

it still went on the roof.

[joshkiszkashusband]

He simply IS the moment

[deathandsensuality-archive-deac]

imagine thinking big noses aren’t sexy or attractive LMFAOOOOOO. you’re pathetic.

[urmindisastreamofcolors]

Here’s a sneak peek of Chapter Three for Fuck Around, Find Out! Stay tuned guys and thank you so much for being so patient💛

While you were caught up in the conversation, Josh topped off his own coffee and bounded after his twin brother with purpose. His brow was scrunched as questions raced through his overly active mind, but he knew better than to voice them with you even remotely close.

While Sammy and Danny may have had suspicions of their own, Josh knew exactly how his brother felt about you. He could read Jake’s expressions as if they were his own. In a weird way, it felt a lot like looking in the mirror whenever strong emotions flooded through his twin brother.

The door to Jake’s bedroom was slightly cracked and a small sliver of sunlight filtered into the hallway. Without knocking, Josh pushed open the door and stepped in quickly, but ensuring it closed behind him.

[shutupdevvie]

josh apologizing like he had anything to do with his ruptured eardrum makes me so violently sad i can’t handle it

[gustingirl]

Josh: Four word horror story: 'I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered... our bathroom doesn't have a door.'

Jake: ...I'm sorry, but the confusion about why your bathroom doesn't have a door outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke

Josh: Can't afford door. The horror here is the realities of life

Sam: Then what the fuck was your wife knocking on

Josh: THIS DI-

Danny: It's not even four words.

[mywaykiszka-deactivated20230926]

Could you do the boys and an SO with glasses? I feel like I never really see those, maybe there are some and I missed them?

GVF Headcanon #67

Prompt: Their S.O. has glasses

Warnings: None!

A/N: Send me a headcanon prompt here <3

Josh:

Josh would think you’re adorable with glasses. If he ever notices you without them the first thing he always asks is “where are your glasses baby?” He’ll grab them for you out of another room if you’ve left them elsewhere. His favorite thing though is whenever you’ve stepped outside when it’s really cold and they get all foggy, he’ll giggle and grab them off your face so he can wipe them off for you, afterwards pressing a kiss to the tip of your nose.

Jake:

I think we’ve all established that jake would like a shy witty girl with glasses. He thinks it makes you look even hotter with them on. You have contacts as well so on the occasion you choose to wear them instead of your glasses, he always gets concerned. “Why aren’t you wearing them? You look way cuter with them on,” he’d say as he admires your outfit. “Just didn’t feel like wearing them tonight.” To which he’d always give you a small pout because he likes your glasses better.

Sam:

As far as we know, Sam doesn’t wear glasses or contacts so he might not understand the headaches that come with wearing them after a long day. You have clear frames, so when you set them down somewhere Sam always seems to step on them. Luckily he hadn’t broken them yet, but he gets a little frustrated with you for leaving them around. His favorite thing to call you in the morning after you’ve just put them on is “four eyes.” He’ll greet you with a kiss and say “Morning four eyes.”

Danny:

I think Danny would be pretty indifferent to your glasses. The part he liked most about them was your frames, so any time you got a new pair he always noticed that first. “I like these ones, they look nice.” He also thinks it’s really cute whenever you push them up, sometimes he’ll catch himself just staring at you while you’re reading or watching a show because he thinks you just look so adorable.