Its about time i stated it, boys; this is a sideblog for sand-enthusiast

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Sweet Seals For You, Always

Andulka

Origami Around
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blake kathryn
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YOU ARE THE REASON

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Cosmic Funnies
Claire Keane
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oozey mess
sheepfilms
Interview Vampire Daily
Keni
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occasionally subtle
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Its about time i stated it, boys; this is a sideblog for sand-enthusiast
i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer
12 years old: i was so cringe when i was nine, i'm super mature now though
15 years old: i was so cringe when i was twelve, i'm super mature now though. i'm a totally different person. i'm basically an adult
18 years old: i was so. (trying to be nicer to myself) fifteen. when i was fifteen. i wasn't an adult even a little back then. i'm an adult now though of course
21 years old: i was so newborn fawn taking its first steps when i was 18. i wasn't an adult at 18 i'm barely even an adult now tbh
23 years old: i was so. hey wait the others have all gone up in increments of three why'd it change
23 years old: because i'm still 23 so i can't speak to that experience yet
23 years old: do you think anything will magically change in the next few months to the point where you can't possibly imagine how you'll feel at 24
23 years old: i mean you never know. anything can happen. they're letting people born in 2002 turn 24, for instance
the mold spores in my house speaking to me telepathically: yeah that's perfect now hit post
“Egg [x7]”
thank you for putting a random white boy on my post i guess
he will be going in the acid though goodbye white boy
OP NO. ADDING A WHITE BOY TO A VAT OF ACID CREATES A "THE JOKER.:
fuck.
ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.
Elvira.
to anyone who missed it:
blorbo - a favourite character
glup shitto - star wars names are fucking nonesense
eeby deeby - youre going to hell
plinko horse - a horse that was stuck in a plinko board
scrimblo bimblo - super smash bro fans can be very angry when characters aren't in a game
Me, so I can view the original meme:
People keep tagging this as educational and I don't know what to do or think about that.
Glossary of Terms
I don’t know if I should be amused or distressed by the realization that someday this post will probably be useful to linguists.
Hi, linguist here. It is
these are all the same sort of animal. do you understand.
these are all small skittish creatures that love to bite and are found in drawers of garages and classrooms. they’re all related and in the same small biter family. weird little kids who play with them while they’re distracted and have empathy for them can tame them and become these beasts companions
Beasts
One time I sent a guy nudes and for whatever reaso. He drew clothes on them and sent them back and it was weird but the fit was lowkey cute…
Stay out of my ask box
girls
If you're a new writer and you're asking yourself "is this too personal, is this too much, will people think this is weird" that feeling is the exact location of your actual voice. The stuff that makes you want to close the laptop is the stuff nobody else could write. The safe version is always worse. Always. I have never once read something and thought "this would have been better if it was a little less honest." go further. It's always go further.
Is it ok if i swear?
yes fish, i will allow you to swear
yes go on
im nervous
Hnnnnnnnnnnngg i think im ready now…
fu…
fuc
fuck.
fuck
fuck!
FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!
calm down buddy
sorry…
DONT LOSE YOUR CONFIDENCE SO FAST NEVER GIVE UP YOUR DREAMS
You know what? You’re right! FUCK!
Hey guys watch this i can do it in cursive too!
Fuck
Amazing
Thank youuu!!
And thanks to everyone who supported me! I love you guys so much!!!
Still the best gaming fact.
Noted: misogyny is a skill issue
Oddly ominous optometrist: YOU'LL SEE! YOU'LL ALL SEE!!!
seriously awesome
ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie
nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person