The Original Mom Snatcher

I still don’t know how to use tumblr.

[urmomsmilkman]

This is the ultimate tumblr post. Ashtray spilled. I’m never posting on here again.

[urmomsmilkman]

Spent too much time on goth tiktok and don’t feel alternative enough now

[urmomsmilkman]

I need HELP. A BOY has got me giggling and kicking my feet oh my god

[urmomsmilkman]

Exerting my liberal aura

[urmomsmilkman]

At long last I have found the exact live recoding of a song that was originally heard as a 5 second audio clip on TikTok

[urmomsmilkman]

Feeling insecure that I’m not a professional hockey player

[urmomsmilkman]

Reeces done it again with the Olympic metal shape having perfect peanut butter to chocolate ratio

[ourfatherwhoartinhell]

I think it's hilarious how Copia is all "we love all our Ghouls equally" and Sistor is ready to shoot Swiss behind the shed

[urmomsmilkman]

I’m not over the lack of screen time they gave him

[piepie-li]

LET HIM DANCE👹👹👹👹

is it just me or ghouls are super behaved in the movie

[urmomsmilkman]

Actually giving him no screen time is criminal and I’m trying to not be upset by it

[valtsv]

"hawaiian shirt covered in blood" is a look

[valtsv]

vampire on vacation? assassin whose target has led them to a tropical resort trying to blend in? guy who's just having a really weird day? it vibes whichever way

[lobotomyscars]

do you ever laugh with your friends and think oh this is the point. this is the point of everything

[guy]

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

[feral-ballad]

Clementine Von Radics, from In A Dream You Saw A Way To Survive; “The Fear”

[Text ID: “I am afraid / I will love you forever / and we will never be / in the same room / again.”]

[bazberkker]

Sometimes I’ll just read the most profound, heart-wrenching piece of literature, and then remember that I’m on AO3 and it’s an It fanfiction published in 2017 with an author’s note saying “wrote this last night because I was bored lol”

[contac]

[urmomsmilkman]

Me to Steve Harrington

[anexperimentallife]

[urmomsmilkman]

Actual footage of me listening to IF NOT FOR YOU on repeat