poor unfortunate witch

My dear, sweet child: That's what I do.

[hana-loves-bumblebees]

“Is it okay if I draw fanart of your fanfic?👉🏼👈🏼”

My brother in Christ we shall have a spring wedding

[powerpuffpilled]

this is quite possibly the funniest way I’ve ever seen a cartoon “subtly” hint at a character being gay to beat network censorship bc oh my fucking god

[impishpuck]

𝑬𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒚 𝒃𝒆 𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝑰 𝒈𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒂 𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒌 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝒄𝒂𝒔𝒆 😂💀

[ultrafacts]

[solarflicker]

So glad I decided to fact check this. I would have gone my entire life without knowing it was a Russian doll shark situation.

[viaalterego]

[trishacollins]

Actually, my therapist has told me this is a healthy way of processing things. Because you can get the trauma out of your head And you can write the ending you wish it had. The trusted person rescue, the catharsis of getting to kill the one who hurt you.

It's good for your brain. It's healthier than bottling it up. Fiction is where we go for emotional release. That can be true with trauma too.

[erelierraceala]

so what you're saying is

character: NO

therapist: YES

[sp0o0kylights]

Backup drummer Steve and lead singer Eddie swap places during a televised interview perfomance after theyre told theyre not allowed to actually play live.

Instead, they're supposed to fake playing while a backtrack plays, and in revenge for this bs Corroded Coffin decides to make it obvious theyre not actually playing ( a la the time the band Muse did this exact thing cause that's where I got this from lmao)

They're scheduled to interview the frontman after, and while Eddie tells Steve the ruse will end at this point, he actually walks off stage with Jeff and Grant and leaves Steve to flail his way through the interview.

Which he does, but in revenge Steve gives increasingly ridiculous answers and lore about the other members of the band.

The fans love it. The fact Steve's not even the regular drummer (which is Gareth) becomes a massive in-joke. People regularly quote some of Steve's more unhinged answers and show up with t shirts with Steve's face on it and regularly demand he "sing."

(Muse did this swap as well, for anyone wondering, though obviously it was the actual drummer giving the interview and I'm sure he knew ahead of time LOL)

[moriendel]

this is how the movie went right

[explorerrowan]

Kronk: By whom, though? I might be your classic "hunk" body type, but I'm not exactly a top. I have a couple exes I could call that might be his type. Do you want someone who would take him out for dinner first, or just...

Yzma: ... I WANT you to KILL him!

[spyrkle4]

the comment makes it so much better jdjsj

[shubbabang]

The yearly curse has lifted

[hotvampireadjacent]

[funkywhitebouy]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[jakeperalta]

Excerpts from Alex and Henry's emails

+ Bonus:

[incorrectrw-rb]

fucking CHRIST this is gorgeous

[noahreids]

LNC: ALEX CLAREMONT-DIAZ (IN.SP) | Henry [x]

[pippin-katz]

These all match up perfectly too 😂

[movie-gifs]

Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001) dirs. Kirk Wise, Gary Trousdale

[vortexsophia-deactivated2022110]

[veerletakino]

[afeelgoodblog]

After seeing the dad how do I channel, I really wanted this one. I searched for it and, tada! Mom how do I? Seems rather new, but I love it anyway.

[cloudfreed]

This is such a cute and helpful idea, especially since some people either didn’t grow up with someone who could teach them this stuff or they grew up with parents who did everything for them. I knew a lot of guys in college who didn’t know how to do laundry or cook!

[w00dchips]

Mom How Do I

Dad How Do I

[notbomb]

My parents were not very good teachers of life skills so this is G R E A T.

[ivy-saurs]

happy 7 years everyone

[incorrectmerlinquotes]

Morgana: How many people do you have to kill for it to be illegal?

Arthur:

Arthur: One. One person.

Morgana: Oh.

Morgana:

Morgana: Are you sure?