I did everything wrong, you're welcome

[rlaehrwk21]

they are canceling me for the way i deal with grief. also, for the infinite number of destroyed universes

[charnel-grounds]

“For her — All seven deadly sins!”

Metropolis | 1927 | dir. Fritz Lang

[totallyjazzed]

FUCK YOU MULTIVERSE!

IF YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO LIVE ON ANOTHER PLANE THIS WEEKEND, YOU'RE A BIG ENOUGH SHMUCK TO COME TO BIG MOM NORN'S TREE.

MONSTERS! ARMIES THAT DON'T STAY DOWN! OIL!

IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO FIND FREEDOM AT BIG NORN'S, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!

IT'S OUR BELIEF THAT YOU'RE SUCH AN IMPERFECT MOTHERFUCKER THAT YOU'LL FALL TO OUR BULLSHIT, GUARANTEED!

IF YOU FIND A BETTER PLANE, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS, YOU HEARD US RIGHT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!

BRING YOUR TRADE, BRING YOUR TITLE, BRING YOUR WIFE, WE'LL COMPLEAT HER, THAT'S RIGHT, WE'LL COMPLEAT YOUR WIFE!

BECAUSE AT BIG MOM NORN'S, YOU'RE FUCKED SIX WAYS FROM SUNDAY!

TAKE A HIKE TO BIG MOM NORN'S!

HOME OF CHALLENGE PLANESWALKING, THAT'S RIGHT, CHALLENGE PLANESWALKING!

HOW DOES IT WORK? IF YOU CAN PLANESWALK SIX SPHERES INTO PHYREXIA AND NOT GET COMPLEATED, YOU GET TO KEEP YOUR FREE WILL!

DON'T WAIT, DON'T DELAY, DON'T FUCK WITH US OR WE'LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF!

ONLY AT BIG MOM NORN'S, THE ONLY PRAETOR THAT TELLS YOU TO FUCK OFF!

HURRY UP ASSHOLE!

THIS EVENT ENDS THE MINUTE YOU GIVE US YOUR SPARK, AND IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU'RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER!

GO TO HELL!

BIG MOM NORN'S TREE!

THE FAIR BALISICA' FILTHIEST AND EXCLUSIVE HOME OF THE MEANEST SONS OF BITCHES IN THE PLANE OF PHYREXIA, GUARANTEED!

[atari-breakout]

she Magic on my Gathering until i : The

[k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl]

i bet phyrexian oil feels so fucking good

[k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl]

everyone that touches it says it feels really good all at once in unison

[chips1977]

did i seriously just raze my own village

[sandmandaddy69]

Robert Bonfils

[xantchaslegacy]

Ravnica needs a costumed vigilante

[duckbunny]

some fandom disagreements are like "I see your point but I think this other aspect of the narrative is more significant," and some are like "I don't think you can read."

[terraswallows]

For all the MTG fans, if you know, then you know.

[mayothompson]

party like a severed head

look like a severed head

smoke like a severed head

fuck like a severed head

[goofstep]

notice how nobody’s alive anymore

[ashnodtw]

sylex animation

[chthonicillness]

i’m sorry you have such negative feelings about me killing all those people 🙄

[chthonicillness]

honestly i think you’re being kind of oversensitive about it

[weredragon-broodmother]

In the Commander format, players form a polycule, usually made up of 4 or more players, called a "pod"

[snissel7]

According to more recent research, they then enter a long and convoluted courtship ritual whereby each one takes turns being the "archenemy."

[corpsegirlrots]

she’s a 10 but she’s a little too into wanting to see your organs

[katistry]

girl help! the popular fanon interpretation of my favorite character is stupid as fuck