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USB Shower

To quite a friend “ It doesn’t seem a like a good idea to plug anything with water into electricity”

From Amazon

So you can make vrom vrmom sounds as you tumblr.

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USB Fancy Dress costume

No, it’s not a fancy dress costume that lights up or has sounds, No its a costume set for a couple. To dress as a USB, in case people couldn’t figure out what you and your partner get up to at night. No one will be able to look you in the eye for weeks!

#usb #halloween #fancy dress #tasteless

USB hoddie

you’re playing FIFA with Kev, then he’s all like let’s have a Cheeky Nandos, and you’re like nah Kev it’s too could mate lets stay inside and order a dominos, and Kev’s like nah bro I got this and he plugs his USB hoodie into the PS4 to charge whilst you score a jammy goal and then it heats up hotter than curry wednesday at the spoons, then you all head out into town to the Nandos toasty as all fuck and you’re like kev you legend.

#usb #hoodie #cheeky nandos #kev #curry

USB cake

haha etc from here

#usb #cake

USB BBC micro

I won’t mock what is a pretty neat conversation.

#retrogaming #bbc #bbc micro #usb

USB plant pot

It’s not enough to write yourself a post it, you need to connect your plant pot!

#usb plant #gadget #toy #weird stuff

USB Purse

“ Gonna be late dear, got to charge my purse so I can charge my phone.”

#usb purse #gifts #change

USB Venus fly trap enviroment

I wonder what happens to the fly trap if you turn it off? One for torrentors perhaps? from Think Geek

#usb #venus fly trap

USB Sonic Screwdriver

For when you can’t be arsed thinking of a way out of your problems wave this and let Deus Ex Machina solve the day.

From Firebox ( also the Wand company sounds like an amazing name for a business)

#sonic screwdriver #dr who #props #usb

USB mixtape

For the retro fanatic in your life ( make sure they don’t actually have a tape player, who knows what’s on there.)

#mixtape #usb #music #gifts

USB polygraph kit ( for home use)

Which of your housemates drank the last of the milk? whose pubes are those?

Find out with the USB polygraph! Only $299 down from $509. Think of all that money your arsehole housemate has drunk in milk!

#usb #gadget #crime #housemates #lies

USB Cat Woman

I saw one of these in the wild, but I haven’t yet gotten to the point where I’m happy to be taking pictures of plastic women you can disassemble to store your secrets on.