[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

*trying to remember the word "masturbatory"* that argument is a sort of conceptual fleshlight

[usdiagali]

I keep seeing ads for AI image generators and they always advertise with the most soulless, terrible looking images and like who is seeing some vaguely pixar looking woman take her top off in a way that doesn't make sense and her shirt goes through her neck and going "Yeah, looks good, I'm convinced"

[loveridden1999]

i don't support all women's rights & wrongs some of you are terfs

[loveridden1999]

exactly

[vergak]

Zillow house listings

[aaays-and-bees]

>go right

[vergak]

[giugirl743]

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

[vergak]

[bunjywunjy]

>...go back to the right

[vergak]

[muhlisss]

Go left

[vergak]

[muhlisss]

Go forward

[vergak]

[squirrledworld]

> Ascend

[vergak]

[jpuff9]

Go right ->

[vergak]

[athena-viviana]

Open the door! :3c

I wanna see what’s inside!

[vergak]

Congratulations! You Have Made It To The Ping Pong Chamber!

[gaynfl-moved]

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

[gaynfl-moved]

[gruesomegf]

i feel a profound sadness within me...... sex horror sex bat sex horror sex vampire sex bat horror vampire sex

[usdiagali]

OBLITERATE ALL HAIR BENEATH THE EYES

[himejoshi-doll]

[thekalpar]

I see a lot of nobles out here who think "Well I have a 10,000 square foot castle, surely that's enough space for a knight." WRONG. Knights are WORKING BREEDS, they need to go on regular quests to prove their fealty and come home horribly wounded. I have seen SO MANY adopted knights DESPONDENT because their liege keeps them cooped up in a castle and won't let them go on quests. If you want an armored warrior who will be happy in your castle you need to get a castellan. They're closely related to the knight breed but adapted to the castle environment.

[steelydanyaoi]

freak as fuck sign

[oneheadtoanother]

[biblicallyaccuratemoth]

Every five years or so a trans woman has to roll a die to determine what weird personality modifier the stress of existing has made her develop

[biblicallyaccuratemoth]

Trans women rolling their disorders like a fucking gacha game pull

[scribefindegil]

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[didderd-reblogs]

[probuccalfat]

i’d love the opportunity to fumble you catastrophically

[shelbybunny]

teaching a baby to talk via morshu youtube poops in an attempt to create a “morshu accent”

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now