open that big mouth of yours

she // shit posts mainly

[use-your-words]

how did nico and will get together? cause in my mind it was like

will: you’re my boyfriend now

nico: wtf

[emberthegenderbender]

They razed the field to build a theater

100 years later they bulldozed the theater to build a parking lot for a strip mall

There were protests for the loss of a historic building

Nobody mourns the field

[use-your-words]

i have an exam tomorrow

and yet here i am

writing an itafushi spiderman au

[use-your-words]

1. sasuke is gay

2. naruto is bi

3. however somehow naruto is gayer than sasuke

[use-your-words]

when i’m at my lowest i know naruto got me

[use-your-words]

life is so much more enjoyable when you’re friends with bugs

[use-your-words]

oh ffffffffuck off robbie DAYUM

[use-your-words]

having a nurse in my family (my beautiful mother) made dana’s crash out feel soooo vindicating. like, there’s so much abuse that nurses endure not JUST with patients but with doctors as well and i don’t think people fully grasp that.

[thefreakmeister]

[use-your-words]

“whose side are you on langdon or santos blah blah blah”

BOTH i love them both idc idc their dynamic is everything to me. langdon apologizing? amazing! santos pretty much telling him to stick that apology in his ass? amazing! this is GOOD TV PEOPLE!!!!

[use-your-words]

feels like a good time to say FUCK ICE!!!!!!!!

[spiribia]

as a writer you will have a specific deck of vocab words you like using a lot and when you read other peoples' work you will see a very clear spread of different vocab words on their end. this is why you need to read, to collect other writers' words like it's a card game

[use-your-words]

alucard emery: master of multitasking

[moss4brainss]

at the end of episode 15 Robby will audibly sigh and say "wow what a shit day but it's over and I can't wait to finally kill myself in a motorcycle crash." then he walks out to the ambulance bay and his motorcycle is dismantled on the ground like an unassembled Lego set. Abbot and Whitaker are standing by with comically large screwdrivers. Robby rolls his eyes "oh you guys!" then the seinfeld outro plays to end the episode and nothing bad ever happens in the Pitt again.

[use-your-words]

no robby don’t kill yourself you’re too sexyyyyy

[use-your-words]

still don’t kill yourself, but i want abbot to beat you up and put you in the er

also you get no bitches

[use-your-words]

dr robby you are on my hit list, walk faster when you see me

[solivagantingrebel]

editing is so funny because it's like "damn, i wrote 'before' two times within three paragraphs. they are going to stone me in the town square for this"