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@useless-americafacts
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This is the American Gothic. If you’ve never been to the USA, this image sums it up pretty well.
#I feel like I’ve driven past this before#been exactly here#but at the same time I’m not sure
Same, actually.
This is the most accurate post that will ever be put on this blog, hands down.
idk future of this blog i guess
I have this feeling, that I am in this weird zone of not being officially recognised ufc. It just pained me to see @useless-czechrepfacts inactive. (If you still want to do this msg me, let’s discuss it and the future of our blogs) I really liked them and I love my country so much I wanted to create some legacy. There is so much to discover about Czechia and too bad they are probably very busy. And if they ever come back I can voluntarily give up on Czechia and rebrand myself maybe as useless Moravia since there’s no such thing yet (you are totally welcome to take up this place or Silesia or Bohemia since they’re still free, but please just don’t hoard the urls, as there might be people who might want to do this thing) In the worst case i’ll take some other non-ufc url. Anyways this is not a leaving a blog kind of post lmao. Just stating where this blog is right now. At worst there won’t be a lot of stuff soon this year since i’m graduating. I’ll try to be still active, you know I could also like recruit some new admins too. I just wanted to thank some of the ufc blogs that recognise (I hope) and conciser pals :) you could say this is the follow forever kind of post.
@useless-sloveniafacts, @useless-greecefacts, @useless–croatiafacts, @uselesslatviafacts, @useless-germanyfacts, @useless-catalanfacts
I think I must be terribly unobservant, because when I started following you I thought that you actually were @useless-czechrepfacts and you’d just changed your name, and I was really surprised that I hadn’t gotten around to following you yet.
Hey followers, if you like useless country facts and haven’t followed @useless-czechiafacts yet, do it!
We hope everyone got the a-level results they were hoping for!
Is this a blog of useless facts about America, or facts about how useless America is? Either way, it serves an important function and I approve.
That is... a very good question. I also don't know the answer; I think it's a bit of both.I'm glad you approve :)(hisinnervision)
Eid Mubarak to all my muslim followers~
Do all those other useless country blogs still hate you?
I think so idk man I’m over it
I don't hate you!
Giveaways that someone is American, as told by non-Americans.
Americans tag yourself: I’m friendly to the point that your suspicious of my intent mixed with calling you sweetie, darling, honey, etc.
im the barman
I know a lot of Americans don’t know how to convert from Fahrenheit to Celsius so here’s a little cheat sheet.
I needed this
Introducing the California version:
@californiashenanigans
H E L L A C O L D
World list of useless-country facts blogs by the date of creation, sorted from youngest to oldest blogs.
Blogs labeled orange are among 5 oldest blogs.
Blogs labeled green are among 10 oldest blogs.
Blogs labeled red are among 15 oldest blogs.
Blogs labeled yellow are among 20 oldest blogs.
Pastel versions of these colors were used for the youngest blogs.
Blogs written in blue are the first blogs of their continent.
This is the graph of amount of useless-countryfacts blogs created throughout the existence of this community. Timeline is expressed in months.
Total amount of useless-countryfacts blogs: 69
It took Great Britain <1000 years to stop being imperialistic assholes so maybe Europe should give America a break (leave america alone!!!!!)
You do realise
Uhhhh… Tumblr mobile has apparently deleted almost all of my reply to this ask. Hang on, I’ll type it all out again.
What I was going to say is this:
You do realise < 1000 means "less than 1000", right?
But seriously, the important difference is that America is being an asshole to the rest of the world RIGHT NOW. I'm not saying by any means that Europe isn't doing some particular nasty/misguided things at the moment, because they are. But does that invalidate their right to criticise America? I absolutely don't think so. I think we need to criticise each other to a certain extent in order to become aware of our flaws. And America certainly deserves the shit being thrown at it, because have you SEEN some of the things they're doing?
(I am, of course, mostly talking about governments when I say these things)
Also, I live in the UK, and there are a great number of things here that I prefer to their counterparts in America, and not many things I miss about the US. I am pretty strongly of the opinion that America needs to get its shit together, with the perspective I have here.
It took Great Britain <1000 years to stop being imperialistic assholes so maybe Europe should give America a break (leave america alone!!!!!)
You do realise
Uhhhh... Tumblr mobile has apparently deleted almost all of my reply to this ask. Hang on, I'll type it all out again.
It took Great Britain <1000 years to stop being imperialistic assholes so maybe Europe should give America a break (leave america alone!!!!!)
You do realise < 1000 means "less than 1000", right?But seriously, the important difference is kind of the fact that America is being an asshole to the rest of the world right now, and should own up to that. Now, I'm not saying that some European countries aren't being assholes in any number of particular ways, but does that invalidate their right to criticise another country based on their actions? On the contrary - I think we need to criticise each other to a certain extent, in order to make ourselves aware of our flaws.Also, I live in Europe, and I like it here, in a number of ways more than America. So good luck trying to convince me that America doesn't deserve the shit it gets.
Are you still looking for admins?
Yeah sure! Just send a message off anon and we can talk.
Estonia explained to Americans:
Estonia is the size of 48090.65 (’murican) football fields
Estonia’s population is 1.2 Rhode Island populations
Highest point in Estonia is the size of 3.4 Statues of Liberty
One Big Mac in Estonia costs 1.1 Big Mac in USA
Estonia is the size of 0.065 Texas
It takes 101.3 Estonian coastlines to reach the Moon
Could you translate this to Canadian, eh?
Estonia is the size of one million meese standing next to each other
Estonian population is 1.2 Maple Syrup warehouses
Highest point in Estonia is about 300 Beavers stacked on top of each other
now im gonna explain new york to estonians: -the empire state building is about 400 feet taller than the highest mountain
-it takes about the same amount of time to drive from the latvian/estonian border to tallinn that it takes to drive from new york city to albany (our capital)
-3 new yorks can fit into estonia
-nyc, our biggest city is 16x the population of tallinn
-there are rye bread fields somewhere probably upstate
We use metric system here in glorious rye bread empire, what is this feet you measure things with?
400ft= 121m
Blog: useless-austriafacts
Name: Ceci
Age: 19
Gender: Female
Personal interests and hobbies: “I really like learning languages and everything linguistic. Travelling and generally learning about other countries is also something I really like. I’m currently trying to get better at drawing and I’m a huge fan of Eurovision and many TV shows!”
“Why did you choose to run a blog about your country?”: “Well, I saw that after Sweden there was also a Denmark blog, and then I saw that there was no Austria blog, which really surprised me. Austria had zero presentation on Tumblr so I thought “why not?”. ”
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“Why do I always get associated with some non-existing elite clubs"
- Ceci, confused and tired