combat boots and stars

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[innerchildabortionclinic]

my sons ranked from most to least hard to love

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mousidy]

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

[ndnbutch]

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[pearwolf]

"i want to work on a hobby but i wont because i should be doing more important things" <- person who isnt gonna do either of those

[jessaerys]

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[superhell]

i just don't think 16 minutes is going to cover it

[insecuregodcomplex]

[erzvolnes]

immortal words

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[fwizard]

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

[dogpuppy]

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

[comicaurora]

tumblr I swear to god if your ads on mobile keep opening popup webpages because my FINGER touched them while I was SCROLLING because they are SO BIG that they FILL THE SCREEN AS I SCROLL PAST THEM I am going to MANIFEST SNAKES IN YOUR WALLS