combat boots and stars

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[soup-mother]

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

[eva-birdman]

Honestly idk how i hadn't drawn this meme yet

[amnesiaguy]

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

[amnesiaguy]

weird as hell, thank you for asking

[deactivated-reactivated]

the fact that this is the opening quote of jason’s dc fandom page is Wild. they really said “hey everyone! welcome to jason todd 101. this is everything you need to know about jason todd! lesson number 1. he is roy harper’s kind of crazy”

[what-even-is-thiss]

I wash the cats’ water bowl every other day and every time I do it they swipe at me and pace around me like they are soooo thirsty and I have just stolen their precious water from them that they’ve been spitting food into and then when I put the clean and full water bowl back down they just sniff it and then don’t drink any. Okay so you weren’t thirsty and you just didn’t trust me is that it

[plagueislost]

Photos leaked this weekend of Gotham socialite Tim Drake-Wayne kissing an unknown blond in Penguin's Iceberg Lounge. Now, Bruce Wayne has asked press to stop investigating. What could they want to hide? Read more here

[vivid-sector]

doomscrolling thru the weather app

[unusualshrimp]

science enthusiasts LOOVE making media where a humble academic is abducted by the authorities and forced to go on a cool alien adventure against their will. it's like cnc for them

[thestrawberryfool]

It's easy to stay motivated to get outside and go places when Guillermo del Toro is walking behind you, pushing you forward with his psychic powers.

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[boringkate]

When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.

[exhuastedpigeon]

Having "a lot" of followers on tumblr is funny because probably 80% of them are ghost blogs who haven't been on here in like a decade.

It's like, no no, those aren't my followers, that's a graveyard! I'm the caretaker of a thousands of tombs. I love them, but they've been dead for seven years.

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[valend]

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[dailysoapshipping]

a lot of people know about this part of the original fight club script but did you know it was DRAWN OUT THAT WAY IN THE STORYBOARDS TOO!!!

[dadbodbucky]

dickroy is such a good ship bc it's like. this is my oldest friend he is the most suicidal man ever and we used to hook up when we were younger. he told me he only sleeps with people he's in love with which could mean anything. he helped me find my daughter and i'll always be grateful to him for that. we drifted over time because of some nasty fights and i don't know if we can ever mend the distance again. he's helped me out of so many scrapes and every time i see him fighting for something he believes in he looks like an angel. i think about him all the time. i'm in love with him. i've always loved him. i loved him when we were shitty teenagers and i loved him when we were shitty twentysomethings and i love him now in my thirties. i might fuck his brother