spiderfan

she/her - ela/dela - brasil

[charl0ttan]

hey bro qick question .do i seem like a person to you

[amateur]

[finntheehumaneater-deactivated2]

imagine you’re a guard for your castle, and you see this lady calling for help and saying she’s the queen, so you bring her in and everyone watches as she fucking eats the babies in there and just goes, “yep. Sure. New queen.” Because she got them, along with you, all high on psychedelics. And then she transforms into a giant fucking blue creature and crawls away, never to be seen again.

[godisafujoshi]

God forbid women do anything

[spiny-ant]

There are multitudes of species whose survival is dependent on putting an ant colony through a psychological horror scenario

[arataka-reigen]

Diversity win! Jinx wishes you had good lesbian sex before she tries to kill you

[fast-andthe-curious]

[gophersdomain]

something something despite the all horrors and tragedies of the world, love was there and that's all that matters

[brambleghostart]

Agatha All Along is a serve

[gaypalz]

LMAOOO his full name, and like even after they know his real name

[edsrosetattoo]

This is the best idea in the history of film.

[glowcowboy]

sometimes i’m like “what am i so scared of?” and then remember that everything is so scary

[toyboy-molloy]

don't like that we had to watch daphne and simon fucking all around their goddamn house whilst kanthony and polin get one, two sex scenes max

[o-oluuu]

The answer to your problems is self-discipline

[sab3rtooth]

[titsliker]

i think that all the people who argue about gender by saying "the woke left cant even define a woman" need to get hit with the "who are you" question by a buddhist monk. no, thats your name, who are you. no thats your profession, who are YOU. no you fucking idiot thats your species, who are YOUU. dumb bitch u cant even define yourself

[titsliker]

see this guy gets it

[mrsbridgerton]

nicola coughlan posting about rafah (palestine) on her Instagram story the day season 3 of bridgerton drops - the woman you ARE nicola

[doomed2repeat]

I feel like so many people get catered to with the bad boy archetype being everywhere in the media that they can not even imagine that some people think the sexiest thing a man can be for a woman is a down bad pathetic loser. Just weak and desperate. Colin Bridgerton was on his knees, tears in his eyes BEGGING for chance.

Less bad boys, more soft men, thank you.

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Truly animals are some of the most numerous creatures of earth

[flipchild]

Count em

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Well first of all there's this guy

[tatzelwurming]

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[flipchild]

Nothing wrong with me

[aknightandherprincessarchive]

sometimes a family can be a disaster butch princess, her sword lesbian girlfriend, a girl who used to be a cook but was prophesied to save the world, a bard prince with a lot of repressed trauma, an annoyed ranger who’s only there because he doesn’t want to be in jail, and their grumpy old washed-up wizard.

[stbot]

♡judgmental girlfriends♡