a majestic piece of crap

[af-hverju]

me: why are you destroying earth!!!

aliens: because theres people who think that english is the only language they need to speak

me: thats fair i understand

[nerdypersonwithwings]

For some reason I find this all the more amusing because it’s written in English

[af-hverju]

moi: pourquoi vous détruisez le monde!!! l'extraterrestre: parce que il y a des gens qui pensent que l'anglais est le seule langue pour parler moi: ah ça c'est bien

[languageoclock]

ich: warum zerstört ihr die erde!!!

aliens: weil es leute gibt die glauben dass englisch die einzige sprache ist die sie sprechen müssen

ich: das ist fair ich verstehe

[sprachtraeume]

ég: af hverju eyðileggið þið jörðina!!! aliens: af því að það er fólk sem finnst að enska sé sú eina tungumál sem þau þurfa að tala ég: oh, það er vit í þessu. ég skil.

[pory-gon-2]

ik: waarom vernietig je de aarde!!!

aliens: omdat er mensen zijn die denken dat engels de enige taal is die ze hoeven te spreken

ik: oh zo, ik snap het

[perilegs]

minä: miks te tuhootte maapalloo?

alienit: koska tääl on ihmisiä joitten mielestä englanti on ainoo kieli jota niitten täytyy puhua

minä: toi on reilua, ymmärrän

[polyglottica]

私: どうして地球を滅ぼしているんですか？

宇宙人: 英語しか喋る必要がないと思う人がいるからです

私: なるほど、わかりました

[lingumaniac]

me: Wosück maakt ji de Welt twei!!!

aliens: wieldat dat Lüüd gifft, de dinkt dat Engelsch de allenige Spraak weer, de een snacken mütt

me: jo, daar seggst wat. Nu versta ik’t

[somalang]

aniga: dhulka maxaad u burburinaya !!!

shisheeyaha: dadka intiisa badani u malaynayaan in Ingiriisidu tahay afka oo kaliya ay u baahan yihiin inay la hadlaan

aniga: waxaan fahamsanahay. waa wax cadaalad

[zhanaform]

我：你们为什么在毁灭地球?！！

外星人：因为有人以为他们只会英语就可以了

我：懂了，说得有道理

[natsui]

ako: bakit niyo sinisira ang mundo!!!

taga-ibang planeta: kasi merong mga taong akala nila Ingles lang ang kailangan nilang matutunang lenggwahe

ako: ah, sige naiintindihan ko

[katsudonski]

Aku : kenapa kau hancurkan bumi!!! Alien : karena masih banyak orang berpikir hanya bahasa inggris satu-satunya bahasa yang terpenting Aku : oh, oke lah..

[belisencia]

tôi: tại sao các người hủy diệt trái đất!!! người ngoài hành tinh: bởi vì có người nghĩ rằng tiếng Anh là thứ tiếng duy nhất mà họ cần biết tôi: ồ thế thì tôi hiểu

[aphdoitsu-deactivated20170414]

Eu: Por que vocês estão destruindo a Terra?! Aliens: Porque há pessoas que pensam que o inglês é a única língua que eles precisam falar. Eu: Isso é justo, eu entendo.

[wednesdaythunder]

jag: varför förintar ni jorden!!!

utomjordingar: för det finns folk som tror att engelska är det ända språket de behöver kunna

jag: rimligt, jag förstår

[useless-czechrepfacts]

Já: Proč ničíte Zemi?

Mimozemšťani: Protože tu jsou lidé, kteří si myslí, že angličtina je jediný jazyk, který potřebují znát

Já: To je fér, to chápu.

[useless-polandfacts]

ja: dlaczego niszczycie Ziemię?

kosmici: ponieważ są ludzie, którzy myślą, że angielski to jedyny język, którego potrzebuję

ja: rozumiem, w porządku

[vyrkann]

io: perchè state distruggendo la terra!!!

alieni: perchè ci sono delle persone che credono che l’inglese sia l’unica lingua di cui hanno bisogno

io: capisco, mi sembra giusto

[rad-and-sleepy]

Yo: porqué estás destruyendo la tierra!?!?

Extraterrestre: porque hay personas quienes creen que inglés es la única lengua que se tiene que hablar.

Yo: te entiendo, es justo.

[haxyr3]

Я: Почему вы уничтожаете Землю?!?! Инопланетяне: Потому что есть люди, которые считают, что им нужно говорить только по-английски. Я: А, ну понятно, тогда ладно!

[jenroses]

A modern Rosetta stone.

[tortagnamgnam]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[unclebabie]

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

[secondlina]

I’m gonna reblog this because it brought me immense enjoyment to look at.

[queerblackandproud-deactivated2]

My placement on the Bem Sex Role Inventory.

[stormfather]

yeah

[bloodcaste-blog]

i thought id be a LITTLE more feminine but yeah basically

[mandrakebrew]

[noctourniquet-remade]

Your score for masculinity was 123. Your score for femininity was 119.

:Þ

[nopenopegoodbye-deactivated2025]

My score for masculinity was 108, and my score for femininity was 107.

[christianmetalhead2112-deactiva]

Masculinity: 96

Femininity: 76

Am I weird for that?

[faithful-to-the-last-deactivate]

Masculinity:111

Femininity: 101 

[sidelinesofcode-deactivated2020]

Your score for masculinity was 108. Your score for femininity was 69.

[bythelion]

Your score for masculinity was 94. Your score for femininity was 113. Neat!

[bettafrien]

Your score for masculinity was 111. Your score for femininity was 98. I’m a tomboy

[secernentea-deactivated20241016]

lol

[fourpawrule]

Almost right dead center.

[plantanarchy]

Masculinity was 113, femininity was 108. And some of the questions were about things I had done rather than wanted to do which tripped me up a little bit.

[officialghostfucker-deactivated]

The one with the quadrants also works as a political compass

[danandlars-deactivated20171013]

108 masculine/81 feminine. Kinda what I figured. I’m not hypermasculine, I guess fairly differentiated?

[eltigrechico]

[pon-raul]

“Your score for masculinity was 93. Your score for femininity was 91.”

I was in the undifferentiated area what does that even mean ugh

[officialghostfucker-deactivated]

Well, you’re basically as masculine as you are feminine. Keeping in mind that both of those scores fall into the margin of error for the average

[dashaibo]

Your score for masculinity was 93. Your score for femininity was 122.

Aight.

[hakuna-tit-tata]

Masculine: 125

Femininity: 121

Smack dab in that androgyny

[feminismisfuckingstupid]

masculine score, 99

feminine score 98

im literally in the centre of the chart, how cool

[weatherman667]

[hexiac-deactivated20170128]

Okay.

[alaija]

Your score for masculinity was 115.

Your score for femininity was 80.

Unsurprisingly I fail at girling…

[ohno-michio-deactivated20220120]

Masculinity: 120 Femininity: 92 About what i expected

[usernamesareoverrated]

[micdotcom]

Van Jones tells CNN and the nation exactly what a Trump presidency means

[fyp-philosophy]

The tragedy is not that we are alone, but that we cannot be. At times I would give anything in the world to no longer be connected by anything to this universe of men.

Albert Camus, Notebooks 1951-1959 (via fyp-philosophy)

[thoodleoo]

“isn’t latin a dead language?” somebody says to me, the millionth time i’ve heard that line

i laugh nervously. “oh, well, you know,” i say. somewhere within the pages of my old, tattered textbooks, latin stirs, grumbling in thick ancient tones. it is not dead- it is very much alive, and it hungers for the sacrifices that sated the gods of its people. “not yet,” i tell it. “maybe i can convince this one.” a sigh of disappointed declensions whispers through the pages and then stops, with no choice but to be satisfied with that for now. the ancient beast rests, as it has, within the pages that have sustained it for so long. no, latin is not dead. it is merely lurking in books with filled with words far older than their binding, waiting for its next victim.

[leslie-knopes]

[punlovsin]

[sh1re]

happy easter

[ethantherenegade]

I can confirm this is more or less what went down.

[criedw0lfe]

Most definitely what went down.

[fierceawakening]

omg

[dappledwithshadow]

The Artist’s mother Sleeping, 1911

Egon Schiele on His Deathbed, 1918

[klyrui]

[geekhideout]

[redlipstickresurrected]

[aubreylstallard]

Ishikawa Toraji, 1934

[theijeoma-deactivated20180827]

Here’s to the security guards who maybe had a degree in another land. Here’s to the manicurist who had to leave her family to come here, painting the nails, scrubbing the feet of strangers. Here’s to the janitors who don’t even fucking understand English yet work hard despite it all. Here’s to the fast food workers who work hard to see their family smile. Here’s to the laundry man at the Marriott who told me with the sparkle in his eyes how he was an engineer in Peru. Here’s to the bus driver, the Turkish Sufi who almost danced when I quoted Rumi. Here’s to the harvesters who live in fear of being deported for coming here to open the road for their future generation. Here’s to the taxi drivers from Nigeria, Ghana, Egypt and India who gossip amongst themselves. Here is to them waking up at 4am, calling home to hear the voices of their loved ones. Here is to their children, to the children who despite it all become artists, writers, teachers, doctors, lawyers, activists and rebels. Here’s to Western Union and Money Gram. For never forgetting home. Here’s to their children who carry the heartbeats of their motherland and even in sleep, speak with pride about their fathers. Keep on.

Immigrants. First generation.

Ijeoma Umebinyuo.

[annanymousss]

My family runs a dachshund rescue and, well……..this is usually what it looks like

[historicaltimes]

The Iseri family, Japanese American owners of a small pharmacy in Little Tokyo, Los Angeles, leave a farewell message to their customers after receiving an order of relocation to an internment camp in the Arizona desert, 1942.

via reddit

[threemilk]

大村家のたい焼き

[rizomatica-deactivated20160828]

la vita