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I’m taller than you and there is little you can do about that.

[essence-of-armbarring]

funniest feature on any social media site, uncontested

[tonyalmeida]

[lakevida]

can you imagine being dealt this hand

[lakevida]

[fortooate]

they can't possibly know if it like has a bag of almonds down in a trench somewhere when theyre not looking

[lakevida]

[uslawncorps]

[kushblazer666]

[straycatj]

きょうは わるさしてないのです

オレをしんじるです

I haven't done any bad mischievous... Trust me...

[straycatj]

しんじてもらえないので ふてねするです

I'm sulking on my bed because quite a number of people don't trust me

[no-soy-nadie-ninada-deactivated]

[brucebocchi]

[powerburial]

killing myself in a tesla and just leaving it on autopilot so my corpse is in there jostling around while it crashes into things

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[catchymemes]

[impaled]

[birdhug]

you know when little kids are told to smile for the camera and they do the biggest grin bc they aren’t self conscious about their teeth yet they just give it their all.. that’s wat this looks like

[catchymemes]

[mckitterick]

in related news

[gryffon]

[ratsquinks]

olive in her favourite spot having a ponder

[ratsquinks]

me showing olive all the lovely things everyone wrote about her in the tags

[yossyislandd]

fuck with me

[lesbx]

This is the first and only time this note preview feature has landed. the faint whisper of mike lurking in the shadows

[keepinventory]

pick your favorite smiley emoticon ok?

:) ← the classic

:+) ← my favorite!

:3 ← the silly

c: / :> ← the tinys

:-) ← the nose

:D ← the YAY!

:] ← the robot

:} ← the frog

:o) ← the clown

;) ← the scandalous!

Voting ended onFeb 8, 2023

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[jaubaius]

[nabi3000]

[langernameohnebedeutung]

[hogmilked]