My Blog is Cursed

Author account. You can find my blogs on the links. Enjoy! Active muses are piebaconsex, lethalhunterpaige, and betterthankakarot

[lethalhunterpaige-archive]

I don’t know if this will be noticed, but I have a new blog! It’s the same character too.

[ussdestielcaptain]

There's nothing quite like the feeling that everything is going to go to shit. It's been here since Bernie was cheated out of the democratic nomination and it's only gotten worse since the joke of an election. It's made everything seem pointless, especially school. And by the time I realized that I was neglecting school, it was too late to fix it.

[vanisheddust]

[scully-youwontbelievethis]

god bless gordan ramsey 

[cuddleknight]

Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.

[leaveittotegan-deactivated20181]

because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient. 

[ussdestielcaptain]

And now I really need to watch this

[ussdestielcaptain]

Happy Mun Day, everybody.

[motheredthem-deactivated2016091]

Is there a muse you'd really love to see me play?

[ussdestielcaptain]

ARGH!

I'm mobile tonight and the app for Tumblr keeps freezing on me! FUCK YOU APPLE!

[mrcy]

“Bisexuals aren’t stigmatised”

With help from a bunch of lesbians from youtube:

“I think lesbians are smarter in a sense that we know what we want and we go for it, that’s why we’re gay”

“so if you’re at a party and you see the hottest girl there who turns out to be bisexual, whats your reaction?” “that’s really unfortunate”

“if she can make me laugh then I might be able to get past the fact that she had a dick in her mouth last week”

“if you’re with a lesbian then you know that they’re going to be going for you, for a woman, but if you’re with a bisexual…”

and a special mention for personal experience:

“I’ll have to keep a meter away from you tonight, otherwise you might make out with me haha”

“I wanted to tell you that you looked good last night but someone told me not because you might make out with me”

we constantly get told not to attend pride unless we’re in a same sex relationship, get degrading comments from both the gay community and straight people, are told we aren’t ‘queer enough’ and that because we can pass as straight we don’t deserve a place in LGBTQ+ spaces.

get fucked.

[himedevil]

to add to this: if you’re a bisexual dude people are straight up not going to believe you’re not secretly gay/in the closet bisexual girls are fetishized and bisexual guys are considered liars

[ussdestielcaptain]

Fuck anyone who thinks that bisexuality is a damn joke. Or anyone who would consider me a liar for liking both men and women.

[cannabiscomrade]

Let’s play another round of Who Has the Biggest Victim Complex?:

A. neurotypical people

B. white people

C. straight people

D. cis people

[autbucky-remade]

but what about men?

[cannabiscomrade]

for once “but what about men” was a phenomenal addition to one of my posts and I applaud you

[ussdestielcaptain]

I am a guy, and I applaud this addition. Straight, neurotypical white cis-gendered men complain so damn much. I'll never forget someone whining about the fact that Disney is making Luke Skywalker gay. They've changed so much already that you're really going to get bent out of shape over one of the greatest film heroes of all time being gay? Really? It's not going to diminish his character. If anything would diminish his character's story, it's the fact that he no longer has a family. In my humble opinion, I believe that making him gay is one of the things they've done right. This is the same fucker who's complaining that the new Thor is a woman. Again, who gives a shit other than you?

[ussdestielcaptain]

That awkward moment when one muse wants to kill the other simply because the app somehow posted a reply on the wrong account. NO HURTING PAIGE, DEAN!

[smutgoesinhere]

Reblog if you are okay with other muses waking your muse up via sex or sexual actions

I just wanted to see who is comfortable with this.

[ussdestielcaptain]

piebaconsex and mydickiscursed are okay with just about anyone doing it. With lethalhunterpaige it has to be another woman or you're going to die.

[piebaconsex]

Out of the Impala

I know that I’ve been gone for a long time, but I’m back. Like this for a starter.

[ussdestielcaptain]

THE MUSES ARE SPEAKING AGAIN! And for some reason they’re horny as fuck.

[ussdestielcaptain]

UGH

Sorry, everybody. Other muses have taken hold, so Paige and Dean will have to wait until they're no longer being drowned out. I'll get to replies when I can, promise. Just thought you should know that none of you are being ignored.

[micdotcom]

The boy behind the “success kid” meme is all grown up — and trying to use his viral fame to save his dad’s life

Remember this little guy? His name’s Sam Griner. 

On Aug. 26, 2007 his mom took a photo of him at 11-months-old, standing on the beach in a green and white shirt, staring into the camera and making a determined little fist. Soon after, the photo morphed into the “Success Kid” meme, and Sam was Internet famous. 

He’s now 8 years old:

And he’s trying to use his Internet fame to find a kidney donor and save his dad’s life. 

(Visit the family’s GoFundMe page for more).

[jabroni-in-law]

a memer needs your help tumblr

[flictonic-klipple-waver-syndrome]

What I learned from Fullmetal Alchemist

Good people do bad things:

Good and evil are subjective:

Sometimes those you trust the most will hurt you the worst:

Bad things happen to good people:

Even those you love can die:

 Life isn’t fair:

You can’t get something for nothing:

Don’t judge people by their outward appearance:

Don’t give up. Even when things are hard:

Don’t forget the people who helped you get where you are:

Hatred will destroy you:

People can change:

There are two sides to every story:

Even your enemies have feelings:

When the world is crashing down around you, it is okay to laugh:

… or cry:

Family comes in all shapes and sizes:

Big things come in small packages:

The truth is sometimes more frightening than you hoped:

Beauty can hide great strength:

Crying is not a weakness:

Expect the unexpected:

Sometimes you have to make a sacrifice in order to move forward:

Learn from your past. Don’t forget your mistakes:

[187578887-deactivated20220606]

*SLAMS THE REBLOG BUTTON*

[ussdestielcaptain]

I apparently swear a fucking hell of a lot when drinking. “Oops?”

[dylanbrians-deactivated20160703]

NEW VIRUS FOUND!!

[ussdestielcaptain]

Someone submitted a link but it’s actually a virus. I clicked it because I thought it was something Photoshop related as it was submitted to YeahPs. It sent me to a page saying:

WHAT EVER YOU DO DON’T CLICK IT OR LOG IN BECAUSE IT DELETES YOUR BLOG! MY FRIEND OPENED IT AND LOGGED BACK IN!

The person who is spreading this is someone called ”lastinganime”.

REBLOG THIS AND SPREAD AWARENESS!

[beyonceprivilege-deactivated201]

i honestly get 100% that hilary clinton is far from perfect and she’s white libfem fav and all but currently, with the 2k16 election in the horizon and the possibility of having a republican president AND a republican congress you all just need to step back and reassess why having her as president would be better than having a repub who doesn’t even remotely care about poor people, brown people, black people, college students, women, government benefits, health care, etc. etc. you all know where I’m going with this 

because this bandwagon thing is going to deter people from voting or get people who could have voted Dem to vote independent

like when i see these “hilary clinton is an imperialist and i rather wouldn’t vote than vote for her” posts with tens of thousands of notes I see tens of thousands of nods to the GOP and that’s terrifying