France, after argument: Man, fuck England
America: I’m trying
Okay but I love the idea of America trying so hard to woo, charm, seduce or otherwise make England fall in love with him and England is too blinded by his own pining to notice and he misreads all of America’s words and actions and America is just so hopelessly frustrated that it’s like…
France: Mon dieu, fuck that bastard
America, sanity fraying at the edges: Man, I’m trying!










