Guide

📚 🪱 status: worm 🪱 📚

[ut-museum-guide]

Hello!

As your guide to the Undertale Museum, I can answer any queries one might have about the Museum and assist in finding whatever you’re looking for. All questions are valid— except why there are 3,051 armed bitties at the front entrance— that question is invalid.

Please note, while this blog contains no adult content, it does contain links to +18 content (marked accordingly) and is a guide to an adult archive.

Thank you for your time.

Pleasant browsing.

[Edit 2024_07_01] Retired.

[vicsghosttoast]

Hey Folks!

This account is hella dead but I hope y'all are still enjoying the Museum accounts I lovingly currated. I've considered returning but tbh I don't feel like roleplaying them or updating the archive.

I originally made it just so I could keep track of all the content I loved, then I liked interacting with people but the idea of doing it without a mask was a bit much for my anxiety-ridden psyche so I did a roleplay archive instead.

@undertale-museum @ut-museum-guide @utmconservator @undertale-creator-archive

For awhile I had an awesome time, I spoke to a few creators. I had the occasional troll. People didn't really bother me as I floated in the background. Sadly, my paranoia ate me alive and gave me panic attacks so I had to quit.

I hope though that leaving this up veteran 2019-2023 UT fans can relive some of the Silver Era stories and the new folks coming into the fandom can see what the algorithm usually burries.

I'm well enough now that I can say if you want to say hi, I'm at @sock-to-the-third (DNI minors)

Take care and stay determined!

[ut-museum-guide]

Wow! Visitors have been swarming on the Horrortale link chain. The Orb collected it a long time ago and my I remember link chaining it. TvT oh joy! That took quite a long time, it brings me such warm feelings knowing people get to experience the splender of Horrortale.

Honestly, one of our favorite AUs in fandom.

[ut-museum-guide]

hey. don't be sad. 3,052 armed bitties, ok?

The bitty army appreciates your support! Though, the Fell Undyne in charge claims there is , and I quote, “never a sad day! NGAH!” specifically referring to the bitty army’s own the training course. It prepares them for every scenario and takes at least 2 weeks to complete.

*The camera pans to an obstacle course that would make Classic Papyrus’s swinging axes and flaming hoops piss their pants*

[ut-museum-guide]

Yeesh! The icons are huge!

[auto-utm]

*cocks bug spray gun*

[ut-museum-guide]

When did you even have time to design that---

[ut-museum-guide]

Yeesh! The icons are huge!

[ut-museum-guide]

Note to self: calling the Orb "Grandpa-Eldritch-Abomination2" does not improve workplace efficiency.

*horde of bitties wrap another round of bandages around guide's tail, now covered in pink paint which horribly contrasts guide's beautiful pale wormy physique*

[ut-museum-guide]

Hello!

As your guide to the Undertale Museum, I can answer any queries one might have about the Museum and assist in finding whatever you’re looking for. All questions are valid— except why there are 3,051 armed bitties at the front entrance— that question is invalid.

Please note, while this blog contains no adult content, it does contain links to +18 content (marked accordingly) and is a guide to an adult archive.

Thank you for your time.

Pleasant browsing.

[Edit 2024_07_01] Retired.

[ut-museum-guide]

Not so retired.

[ut-museum-guide]

Progress: His Story: Friends by agnstyhikka / ...

Note: adjust character tags later, redo #angstyhikka tag (instead of # agnstyhikka)

Note to Orb: goes up to pg63, currently archived pg1-38

[auto-utm]

.... Guide.

[ut-museum-guide]

What is it now Auto? I'm trying to keep notes on--

[utmconservator]

*excessive amounts of neon green sludge gushes out of orb before it crashes into the floor boards. said boards buckle, sending thousands of book worms flying everywhere*

[ut-museum-guide]

*with book worms on my wormy face* Huh. That's new.

[auto-utm]

Didn't you see the sign?

[ut-museum-guide]

The sign that said "throw crickets at the eldritch horror"?

*pulls out a back of crickets and throw it at Auto*

That didn't help at all.

[auto-utm]

*robotic eyes blink through a mixture of crickets and book worms*

I meant the Orb.

[ut-museum-guide]

Auto, auto, auto. *shakes wormy head* You could've saved us some valuable crickets if you simply said the Orb.

[auto-utm]

*Auto left the room*

[ut-museum-guide]

*takes out another bag of crickets and tosses it at the orb*

[utmconservator]

*uncanny chanting in tongues fill the room while books fly off of shelves spinning faster and faster*

*only to be placed back on the shelves in alphabetical order*

[ut-museum-guide]

*one book which had damage to the spine, floats into Guide's satchel*

*le gasp!*

[ut-museum-guide]

*scribbles with ferver with a floating quill and parchment, squinting with beedy wormy eyes*

Note to self: always keep crickets on hand for Grandpa-eldritch-abomination2. also, keep oil on hand for eldritch-abomination. getting c-r-a-n-k-y with old age.

There!

We are all set for business next time.

*glances at clock that is spinning counterclockwise*

Whenever that is.

[ut-museum-guide]

Progress: His Story: Friends by agnstyhikka / ...

Note: adjust character tags later, redo #angstyhikka tag (instead of # agnstyhikka)

Note to Orb: goes up to pg63, currently archived pg1-38

[ut-museum-guide]

Back to retirement I go!

[ut-museum-guide]

Nevermind. Orb has returned so I suppose... I might as well...

[ut-museum-guide]

Update: [Passing Ghost] by eriscary / 12 part / link chain

Update: [Above] by eriscary / 2 part / link chain

[ut-museum-guide]

Update: Sirentale: A Self-Indulgent Story by spookyflavors / 6 parts / link chain

deactived: @/spookyflavors [2024_09_0]

present: @/sirentalecomic [as of 2025_2_21]

Context: [file 1] / [file 2]

[ut-museum-guide]

Back to retirement I go!

[ut-museum-guide]

Update: Missing Killer by swiftmitsu / 7 part comic

Note: artist provided link chain. Archive includes it under [ #killer01 comic ]. Changing that later… maybe

[ut-museum-guide]

Update: The Argument by k4ppasta

Note: angsty

[ut-museum-guide]

Back for a minute, I’m still retired.

Orb mailed this to me after being gone for SIX MONTHS! Not via email, mind you, SNAIL MAIL. It mailed me HYPERLINKS.

HY-PER-LINKS!

You would not believe how long it took me to type them. Several keyboards were in deed harmed in the making of these latest update.

No explaination why it suddenly contacted me. Just links.

I’m not mad. Well, not at being back temporarily. I miss the old comic smell.

At least the bitty army didn’t destroy the Museum. Though, I did have to pau a downright extortionate toll to enter.

I’d advise taking the back entrance. The bitty over there only charges you a leg compared to an arm and a leg at the main entrance.