[thejordipie]

Confessions of a Cashier

I actually don’t care how you are or how your day is

you freaking better have found everything you were looking for

i don’t know how nice the weather is today, but please, tell me all about it while i’m stuck behind this stupid register all day

no i don’t know what the club/reward/special card does.  does anyone?

i’m smiling but i actually kind of want you to drop dead

how am i doing?  oh, fine, i love standing in one spot doing the same thing and having the same conversation all day

“please don’t yell at me, please don’t yell at me, please don’t yell at me” –me whenever i might have made the slightest mistake

“please go away, please go away” –me when the customer just wants to chat and is holding up the line and making other customers angry

i don’t know if you noticed, but i’m a cashier, not a miracle worker

look, it’s not my fault you didn’t read the fine print on the coupon

my job is just a bit more important to me than your disagreement with a store policy i have to follow

i’m double bagging it so it doesn’t break and make and mess for you and bring you back here to yell at me.  be PATIENT it doesn’t take that long and i’m doing it to HELP you

cool fact: i’m a HUMAN BEING not an automated checkout machine, so there might be mistakes.  sorry not sorry

yes, i see what/how much you’re buying.  and yes, i am judging you

i say sorry but i’m probably cackling on the inside

[monoalizka]

[babv]

its gotten to the point where i dread waking up in the mornings, i dread going to work and i dread being myself because everybody judges me, and nothing i ever do is good enough, and i am so exhausted by it all

[think-feel-it-blog]

[think-feel-it-blog]

[letsmakeitwritee]

cliché but classic trope: when the person who almost died wakes up in a hospital bed, looks around and sees the object of their affection sleeping uncomfortably in the chair next to them because they haven’t moved in days.

[i-dont-use-my-main-anymore]

You can pry that trope from my cold dead hands.

[insertnerdyjokehere]

cliché but classic sub trope of this: the person who almost died tells the object of their affection “you look like shit” despite the fact that they are the one in the hospital bed and almost died.

[athenastudying-deactivated20220]

US things that I only know from the internet/tv and that i won’t believe until i’ve seen them with my own two eyes: 

girl scouts selling cookies

garbage disposals

regular school assemblies 

PSAs

coupons

[athenastudying-deactivated20220]

can’t believe i forgot 

cheerleaders

serious school sports teams

spirit week (still not convinced this isn’t a myth)

[winterbirb]

I can’t believe, in an industry ripe with falsehoods, you managed to list everything that actually exists

[prisonhannibal]

[candiefae-deactivated20201015]

petticoats have caused me to have a bigger fear of falling down the stairs

@pastelcandycorn would probs agree with me

[snow-priestess]

Dolly cat OP, Angelic Pretty ♥

OC belongs to @.PeachTreeMcGee on Twitter

[meatpower]

i have some sort of issues not sure though, maybe disorders or syndromes. gonna keep you guys posted

[paper-mario-wiki]

okay so u know how in the Sims there are a bunch of songs that exist in real life that were dubbed in Simlish so they could be played on in-game radios and stuff?

im listening to this one song, Country Girls Shake It For Me, and it was covered in Simlish by the dude who sings it in real life, and hes JUST as passionate in the Sims version as he is in the english version i love it.

it’s really good. other artists like Katy Perry and Depeche Mode covered their songs in Simlish too, but this one is my favorite for sure.

[bogleech]

oh no dont eat food, dont you know it has autism chemtrails in it?! your star sign beams you all the vitamins you need

[bogleech]

just found out water has a molecule in it, NO THANKS PAL! You know what else has a molecule?? a knife

[auckie]

Yeah well I think dragons suck

[koboldpost-generator]

i will kick your ass so hard your vertebrae will pop out of your mouth one by one like a pez dispenser

[brothamanblack77]

[sinkorfloatorswim]

WHO TOLD

[kdramastuff]

[anxietyproblem]