no i don’t care if it’s a pun

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[geigercuntter]

Indulgence thursday we up drinking from the forbidden chalice

[juniepuppie]

aborted abortion doctor: yea thats what i woulda did

[cucurb]

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

[cybelusreverie]

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station

[wifehaver103947]

[circusheart]

Dear Americans. Your mission today. While driving is to roll down your windows and scream FAGGOT!!!! at the first guy in an oversized truck you see. And the second guy in an oversized truck. Not the third. But again for the fourth.

[hateusandseeifwemind]

We should all be pushing our bodies to prepare for something unknown

[studentofetherium]

that's actually a common misunderstanding. the point of marriage is to make fictional couples miserable

[fuckdaleearnhardt-deactivated20]

This website is complete shit

[carolxdanvers]

“the everything”

[butchbulbasaur]

[fruitsoftheape100]

No Homo We Smokin Penisas

[destikneeschild]

I am having a full throttle giggle attack…I am dying. I need to get off this app & get chicken & pasta stat!!!!

[fakelaurent-deactivated20191028]

So so so fucking real

[spelldealer]

cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant

[pansyfemme]

the honda cervix…

[bugshroom]

you have only experienced one singular lame as fuck blunt rotation in your life or what… “safety tips” is killing me Who does that. ykw actually everyone in this blunt rotation is my nightmare blunt rotation.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[reshidei]

[thatsbelievable]

[xylophonetangerine]

Guy who says “I’m contributing to traffic” instead of “I’m stuck in traffic”.