BLOGGING ALL THIS GODDAMN FUCKIN HOMESTUCK

help i have a sickness it's called the homestucks

[wakraya]

[occidentalavian]

Hiveswap Review

I didn’t actually play this game, but I gave it 1.5 hats out of 5 hats to keep it real.

[temporaltower]

i cant describe how this makes me feel

[today-in-homestuck]

It’s been one year since…

[S] Collide. [04/06/2016]

[connemor]

homestuck, for all its insanity, still has the best quotes, my favorite being “the circle of stupidity is complete”

[softhakyeons-deactivated2017011]

mine might be that one karkat rant like ‘your vehicle is parked squarely in the ‘nobody gives a fuck’ zone’

[drkotobuki]

“Yes sir we are literally under siege by planet fucking Jupiter.”

[visualvexation]

“shit. let’s be santa”

[eatratshit]

“i’m 13 u egg”

[yd12k]

That might be the saddest thing I’ve ever heard get said.

[curlicuecal]

Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific.  It was because shut up.  Shut up is why.

[questbedhead]

I’d throw it in the lava but that would be a waste of melting

[earl-greys]

[seesawyeeter]

“How old are you?” “6” “Goddamn”

[thealiienbae-blog]

Kick it barak

[erikavvvv]

TIME TO RENDEZVOUS WITH MY HOMIE KILLA AND DROP THE SPECIAL SCIENCE ON HIM

[triclops-blog1]

My personal favorite:

[cowards-sorcery]

time to fly up away into the sun you fucknig piece of gargbage

[notsoheadless]

KARKAT: THAT SOUNDS SUPER! DOESN’T THAT SOUND SUPER KANAYA? KANAYA: No KARKAT: I THINK I SPEAK FOR KANAYA WHEN I SAY IT SOUNDS Really Fucking Super.

[acidsbeats]

“You have a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty” is my favorite tbh

[noodlenumber]

[heylookaufo]

@pacifriske

[direhuman]

[cianm1301]

[chefpyro]

[caecilius-est-pater]

“Your eyes are an ocean. Your breasts are also an ocean.”

[cinnominbubble]

TG: jc your are the tightassiest tightass who ever tightened up an ass

[uttrelyinlove]

this shit's more real than kraft mayo

[ikimaru]

and so I guess here we are this year too 8′)

[full image]

[nubs-mgee]

Haxy knows what’s up

[ipgd-deactivated20190502]

[effsm11111111111111-deactivated]

The male feminist look

[love2blog-deactivated20160710]

his body has suffered for equality

[dante-against-sjws-deactivated2]

This is actually exactly what I wear every single day except for the shoes are different, I hold the period blood holders too

[your-uncle-dave]

Pretty impressive beard for a guy with zero testosterone.

[neutralevil]

Just bc he doesn’t use his genitals doesn’t mean he doesn’t have testosterone… Don’t worry, one day he’ll be cleansed of all that toxic masculinity if only he Checks His Privilege at appropriate intervals.

[bloodsisters-deactivated2023013]

Why are anti SJWs shitting on this picture of andrew hussie do any of you know who this man is

[legislacerator]

this is the funniest post ive ever seen in my life

[creative-classpect]

He made the happiest ships 2 lesbians, 2 guys, and a girl with her lesbian skeleton snake girlfriend

Clearly he’s a monster

[thischick25]

ok but what is he doing with tampons in Canada

[saccharinesylpharchive]

Why is it when a photo surfaces of Hussie he sounds like a goddamn cryptid. “Standing on a street in Canada without a sweater holding tampons and looking in the middle distance.”

[andpierres]

completed object head representations of all the kids and troll’s lands, now compiled into one set!

it’s been a pleasure working on all of these, and i’m so happy that everyone’s been seeming to enjoy them as much as i’ve enjoyed making them!

check the captions if you’re not sure which land is which. uvu

here’s the individual links for all of them, too:

[ beta kids | alpha kids | trolls I | trolls II | trolls III ]

[weirdmageddon]

shelby and amber got married with andrew hussie as the justice of the peace

[weirdmageddon]

[saccharinesylpharchive]

I’M CRYING I’M SO HAPPY FOR YOU BOTH

[ocpd-rose-remade6692-deactivate]

[ipgd-deactivated20190502]

i told this pathetic sad sack numale cuck beta to eat a sandwich off the ground and he actually did it, the absolute madman ! lol #wastehistimewednesday #homestuckiscanceled 

[saccharinesylpharchive]

Meanwhile, Andrew Hussie

[purenonsens]

When Nepeta gets involved in drawing she sticks out her tongue unwittingly. Euquis always reminds her later about it.

[memewhore]

[mspa-snapchat]

[snilm]

TBHSI SI THE FIRST TIME THE BETA KIDS HAVE ALL BEEN TOGETHER IN ONE PLACE IN A PABENL AND IM OPENLY WEEPING. ITS A HALLOWEEN MIRACLE GOD BLESS HOMESTUCK

[homestucksnaps]

Posted on 10/31/16 by @mspaofficial on Snapchat.

[swamp-wizard]

homestuck is going to be the standard by which i measure depictions of gods and deification in every work of media now forever. god had a lesbian garden wedding and everybody there got completely fucked up on cosmic alien superdrugs. god has rewarded his worshipers with a gift of a crudely drawn phallus. god is your friends boss at a fortune 500 company and your friend says the pay is great and the benefits are outstanding. god is a billionare reality star and you can see his ass on tv weeknights at 8/7c