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augustwasheree

bowelfly

miscellaneous monk doodles

toastbutteregg

dogweapon

the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world

demilypyro

Personally I think I'm shockingly normal for someone who has spent every day on the internet since they were 12

freesiadotcom

the moon is literally my favourite circle

freesiadotcom

OOH THATS A REALLY GOOD PICK!

homoquartz

i’ve warmed up significantly towards the concept of small talk ever since i learned that its sole purpose is to make friendly noises.

as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it’s just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we’re small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, “i’m not here to hurt you. here’s something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we’re on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i’m being light-hearted and non-threatening right now.”

small talk isn’t to get to know a person. it’s just a greeting to affirm you’re buddies in the universe.

i am motivated by wanting the other person to know i am friendly, so i have gotten pretty decent at small talk when i used to hate it.

maureen2musings

A little relaxation, Brooks Falls, Alaska @achdiefranzi

gothiccharmschool

Yes, I've reblogged this before. It's soothing, and I need soothing right now.

tpwrtrmnky

remember the like tiny sliver of time when there was a real push to just say "people who have a uterus" or "people with testicles" or whatever when that was what you meant, and then faux-progressives who were willing to cave to terfism to avoid saying icky anatomy words ruined it with "AFAB-bodied"

tpwrtrmnky

literally just say dick when you mean dick. feeling uncomfortable with body parts and getting all euphemistic about it is conservatism by default.

tpwrtrmnky

Through the magic of specifying, for instance, "if you have a cock and balls then you may sometimes struggle with accidentally squeezing them in painful ways when sitting down" you also account for someone who got rid of her cock and balls surgically. Because get this. She No Longer Has That Anatomy. She is now outside the group defined as "people with cocks and balls".

tpwrtrmnky

On the other hand, instead of trying to contrive some anatomical grouping when what you really want to say is "trans women and cis men" without owning up to how awkward it is that you're making that particular grouping of identities, through the magic of introspection, you can think about why you're so desperate to do that!

shencomix

dragon-in-a-fez

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice

rosedavid

i hate it when you're heating something up in the microwave and it starts to go snap crackle pop so you take it out but it's still completely cold. shut up then??

ruins-of-gods

HEY

HEY YOU

YEAH YOU

HARUSPEX SAYS REMEMBER TO EAT

sorreleater

me flirting at the bar: can you send me that pdf you were talking about earlier

patientno7

my humor 2016

patientno7

happy 3 year anniversary of wheeze man

rubinaito-inactive

Finally, the original has crossed my dash.

lavena

@strangezeroz welcome to tumblr where the app decides when you can be gifted with the sight of og memes, you cannot look for these yourself via the search engine, you won’t find them, you have to wait to be gifted them

miss-nerd-alert

For those of you who might be new here, Tumblr has no algorithm, legendary memes are brought to your dash by mutuals like pet cats bringing you dead birds.