drink up. my vegetable juice

radical furry anarchy

[enki2]

[sluttynurse]

me in the not-so-distant future of 2032 taking my beautiful wife out for a walk on a foggy day: damn it's like silent hill up in this bitch! 😂

my wife: fuck you you say that every time it's a little foggy outside. you haven't even played the games. i hate you so much

our clone of former beatles drummer ringo starr who we normally keep locked in our basement but is currently joining us for his allotted 30 minutes of weekly outside time: ringo!

[ezmads]

they put the mamsnrbhr chehfde in de soder

[ezmads]

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[hotgirlcastiel]

[vedurnan-archive]

[loreleywrites]

im always saying this

[ggcrono]

[things-that-are-not-true]

my names sweetie 3000 because the last 2999 sweeties were all destroyed

[no-one-offical]

I can obliterate you too if I wanted to, twink

[evilpineapple-offical]

of course you reblogged this from me. Aren’t you supposed to be possessed?

[no-one-offical]

I'm gayer than my father bitch

[evilpineapple-offical]

Not for me i’d hope

We don’t need a repeat of No One and Alder except it’s worse

[stupid-offical]

THAT DOES NOT NEED TO BE MENTIONED MY FUCKING GODS

[no-one-offical]

YOU DID WHAT WITH MY FATHER?

[stupid-offical]

..NOTHING- ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING- WHAT COULD I OF POSSIBLY DONE WITH YOUR FATHER-

[no-one-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO WITH MY DAD???

[stupid-offical]

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING-

OKAY WELL MAYBE I KISSED HIM- IN A LAPSE OF JUDGEMENT-

I WAS BEING AN IDIOT-

[no-one-offical]

I WANT TO SLAP YOU AND KISS YOU BUT NOT IN THIS FUCKING BODY FUCK YOU I LOVE YOU

[stupid-offical]

"..."

"....I love you too..?"

[evilpineapple-offical]

wow. Love. Beautiful

[stupid-offical]

"...You."

[evilpineapple-offical]

WHAT DID I DO

[stupid-offical]

"You litterly fucking told him about me and his dad-"

[evilpineapple-offical]

ok so I didn’t say what it was

[stupid-offical]

"You made it sound a lot worse than it actually was-"

[evilpineapple-offical]

ALL I SAID WAS WE DIDNT NEED A REPEAT??

[stupid-offical]

"YOU MADE IT SOUND LIKE I FUCKED HIS DAD-"

[evilpineapple-offical]

THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT

[stupid-offical]

"YOU STILL DID."

[evilpineapple-offical]

IM SORRY

[stupid-offical]

"YOU SHOULD BE."

[evilpineapple-offical]

IS THERE ANY WAY I CAN MAKE IT UP TO YOU

[stupid-offical]

"...Hmm."

"Yes, actually. There is."

[evilpineapple-offical]

and what is that?

[stupid-offical]

"What do you know about this situation, with him. Being uh. Here. Again. And stuff?"

[evilpineapple-offical]

William? Well uh.. I don’t know much except for the fact that he tried to open a door which would’ve killed a ton of people

[stupid-offical]

"Yes William. When and where? Do you know why? What has he said? Are you sure it was him?"

[evilpineapple-offical]

apparently he wanted to restore an order?? And yes, it was very much him.

[stupid-offical]

"..."

"How are you sure it was him."

[evilpineapple-offical]

he was hinting at it the whole time, and when I figured it out he confirmed. Plus, he’s currently trying to get the key back

[stupid-offical]

"What whole time? And he's trying to get the key back.. Okay.."

"...Jesus fucking Christ this is so confusing..."

"I feel like I of all people should know more than. ... Absolutely nothing."

[evilpineapple-offical]

Hey. It’s alright. I.. I kinda get it? I’ve had a similar experience, kinda. I think.

[stupid-offical]

"He Is? Was? I don't even know at this fucking point- My partner. And I've what. Talked to him fucking twice??"

"I..."

"..What do you mean.."

[evilpineapple-offical]

It’s alright—uh.. don’t worry about it—I know it’s hard. Sometimes.. sometimes people aren’t who you think they are

[stupid-offical]

"It's not that it's... He's exactly who I think he is.."

"But he shouldn't be.. He should be dead..."

"I feel like I'm going insane.."

"And he won't fucking explain anything to me- All I get is mentions of "her" fuck if I know who that is about-"

They groan.

"I don't know what to do. And I miss him. And I want him back."

"I don't want this."

[evilpineapple-offical]

Her? No One mentioned a her…

Well uh… I’m sure it’ll work out in the end. I uh… I’m here for you. I guess?

[stupid-offical]

"Fuckin. Lady Death or some shit. I think it was said she's William's mum."

"Or at least one of No One's ex wifes. I don't know I can barely remember."

"..."

"...I should be over him by now... I should be able to move on. I want to..."

"But now I can fucking talk to him again. And he's not dead dead. And I love him so fucking much."

"And.. He's probably gonna be gone soon..."

They're trying to hold back tears.

[evilpineapple-offical]

YES NO ONE MENTIONED HER! I’m pretty sure she was the one behind the door. And if she’s his mother… this is starting to make sense

oh- hey- Uhm.. do you want a hug?

[stupid-offical]

"...Can you explain.?"

"..Uhm.. ..Yeah... I'd... Appreciate it.."

[evilpineapple-offical]

Well uh. I think opening the door would free his mother so he could see her again. Plus, he doesn’t have a good relationship with No One, so he could’ve been tricked into thinking that opening the door would do good

*he gives you a hug*

[stupid-offical]

"..I don't think he likes her either...."

"...Oh."

"...He might not have a choice here."

*They hug him back.*

"Thank you.."

[things-that-are-not-true]

can i have a hug too? i haven't had a hug in 10,000 years because i have been stranded in the deepcave all by my lonesome and the scary cave beasts tried to get me and i got really scared of the4 cave beasts all day every day for ten thousand years, and it was no good at all

[reefsharkivist]

go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*

[eategg24]

haha yay! *starts making sugars*

[m41-d]

i love this post and always reblog it because it reminds me of a game i used to play in the bath tub as a child which was called “plant sugars” and the premise was that i was a plant organism and i had to produce starches to store in my tuber

[despazito]

[gokusupersaiyan999999999999999]

[trividium-in-unum]

His username is:

xHarlemShakex

1. A. 14. N.

2. B. 15. O

3. C. 16. P

4. D. 17. Q

5. E. 18. R

6. F. 19. S

7. G. 20. T

8. H. 21. U

9. I. 22. V

10. J. 23. W

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13. M. 26. Z

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[andhaveapleasanttomorrow]

yesterday I had the thought "visual novel for normal people" (?) and halfway through making this image (which I thought would be really funny) I realized it was completely meaningless

[protectivepie52]

They pay me in woims.

[dogpuppy]

[pangur-and-grim]

Pangur doesnt like me going into rooms by myself

[adrienthinks]

[waterpropaganda]

[greenheart-anon]

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.