mqybe fqnfiction?

I fought with myself choosing the colours becquse I'm colourblind : /.

[genderfluid-existence]

You, a fool: genderfluid

Me, an intellectual: boneless gender

[uwumqxie]

T h e i n f i n i t e g e n d e r .

[uwumqxie]

So, I broke my wrist.

[uwumqxie]

Qnd thqts on being sick.

[owlyspirit]

I’m rewatching Techno’s “beating minecraft hardcore with a steering wheel” and I just decided that Techno is canonically the only one on the dsmp who has a car

He doesn’t get it out often or ever but he has one

[lostinmcyt]

Techno: hahaha you’re homeless

Dream: no I’m not!

Techno: and you don’t even have a car-

Dream: AND YOU DO?!

Techno, entering the Technomobile: cya loser

[owlyspirit]

It’s the day of Doomsday and you see this car speeding at you, what do you do

[uwumqxie]

F e q r .

[inthetags]

Reblog this and put if your icon could protect you in the tags

[uwumqxie]

You see, the funny thing qbout my blog is thqt it's cqlled "Mqybe fqnfiction" but I hqve q sepqrqte blog for fqnfiction. Why qm I sqying this you mqy qsk? Well MY FQMILY FRICKIN MISSED OUR FLIGHT qnd I hqve nothing else to do.

[uwumqxie]

Time to leqve my cousins, now I cqn write normql fqnfiction lmqo. Don't be like my fqmily, we should hqve just stqyed home omg‐.

[kibty]

girl what

[uwumqxie]

Why.

[insomniac-arrest]

when girls like horses we call them ‘horse girls’ and mock them for their bond with giant nightmare leg-finger creatures

but if boys like horses we call them ‘future cowboys’ and ‘rugged outdoors men’

I’m just saying, I’ve met a lot more horse girls than horse boys so when the dystopic breakdown of society hits us, it’s not going to be roving bands of young men on horseback (they don’t know how to ride, they haven’t B O N D ED)

it will be Kelly from elementary school and her band of fifty midwest girls in pink cowgirl boots who have come for your resources

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

Wanna know a fun fact?

When they were filming Lord of the Rings, they needed A LOT of extras to be able to ride horses into battle. They couldn’t find nearly enough men with horses/ riding skills, so they hired just like a crap ton of women who were expert riders, slapped some beards on ‘em, and called it good. The VAST majority of the riders in that film are horse girls. Horse girls win battles.

[lawyerchronicles]

Horse girls win battles.

[uwumqxie]

Horse girls qre very Pogchqmp.

[electracraft]

are you a “i always watch x pov”, “i’ll decide who to watch depending on the teams”, “i say that i’ll decide who to watch but i always end up watching the same pov”, or “i keep tens of tabs open” kind of mcc viewer

[uwumqxie]

Yes.

[uwumqxie]

This is how I Reblog.

Reblog something,

pqnic,

reqd tqgs from originql post to mqke sure it's not homophobic rqcist or ect. ect.,

be relived when it's not qnything bqd,

Pqnic I tiny bit more before forgetting qbout it.

[timberlakelove-blog-blog]

[maydaytrippe]

last day to reblog

[kim-kardassian-blog]

you now you want to.

Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.

[paulwalkersdogwalker]

Fine

[vxpo]

YOU ONLY HAVE 4 DAYS TO REBLOG THIS! DON’T PROCRASTINATE! 

[jstor]

Obligatory.

[next12exits]

Been waiting 12 months for this ….

[next12exits]

Bringing this back because in one week …….

[little-cold-hands]

2 days….

[uwumqxie]

I shqll reblog.

[genderfluid-focus]

[uwumqxie]

Mood.

[straw-berry-fie-lds-deactivated]

Here’s something else I made, Reblog if you are anti maps

[prettytiredtobehonest-blog]

I’m pretty sure MAP is pedophilia so I’m putting this on my blog for safety if it means something else please do tell me.

[youngcreativenerdgoddess]

FYI: a MAP is the name p*dos came up with to sound more acceptable. It means ‘Minor Attracted Person.’ If you see a MAP, it’s okay to punch/castrate them

[noctwolf-deactivated20201024]

Go away p*dos, this acronym belongs to Multi Animator Project.

[itty-bitty-rampaging-committee]

Oh definitely, not on this blog. Don’t mess with my fucking kid I ain’t playing.

[daroaringknight]

yell hea

[not-today-thx]

i stfg if you support p*dos you can fuck off this blog

[waywardcrownwombat]

This account does NOT support maps or ped*s in any shape or form so get the f out of my blog

[lonelostwriter]

Yeah reblogging this here. Please if you support MAP people. Kindly fuck off

[uwumqxie]

One: I qm q minor.

Two: I will not tolerqte QNY maps so if you qre q mqp or if you support mqps.. GET OUT.

[uwumqxie]

Currently in Floridq

Kindq pog, ngl.

[uwumqxie]

Vibes on deck qnd neqr the qirport; wish me luck lmqo.

[uwumqxie]

I hqve to go on q plqne soon....

Help.