I thought you meant Coachella- Shuri

My name's Lauren, I'm 20, and I never fucking learned how to read.

[ithoughtyoumeantcoachella]

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[broad-city-baby]

[sovietshopaholic]

me when people act like friends being married at my age is normal

[antikonoha]

credit

[artistinthebluebox]

When a disaster bi and lawful good gay collide

[localstarboy]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

he lived with a man for a good decade so

[theheartisalonelyhunter]

newton was a gay sugar daddy pass it on

[352364334737574fr-deactivated20]

my physics teacher in highschool and college physics prof both talked about how he had a forbidden love w his pal fatio lmao

[surprisebitch]

wow physics and calculus are gay pass it on

[brothamanblack77]

[sinkorfloatorswim]

WHO TOLD

[facinaoris]

SparkNotes’ Twitter is something else.

[lets-talk-about-sects]

SparkNotes is the one true ally

[bornanoriginalsinner-deactivate]

[harpers-mirror]

Goddard Futuristics:

ensuring worker satisfaction, by force if necessary

[personalinsanitymoment-deactiva]

[wethatkindoforc]

So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.

[neofriend-deactivated20160823]

that’s a potato

[plants4]

Your cat looks like an uncooked chicken

[grannythots-deactivated20190917]

he became so smooth i’m so proud of him

[dryadgurrl]

Doctors HATE him for discovering this one skin-smoothing trick!

[wethatkindoforc]

Every now and then this post picks up traction again and honestly those last two replies are my favorite so I’m reblogging to preserve them on my blog forever.

[theycantalk]

directions

[cryptid-sighting]

comics then: funny cat loves lasagna and hates mondays comics now: pigeon experiences a micro-aggression

[midsommars-deactivated20201109]

“literally how can you hate this masterpiece”

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

2019 look:

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[sunnymeddows]

It’s the year of the gremlin, y'all

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!!!!

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

remember when you could say stuff like “the earth is round” or “nazis are bad” and be absolutely certain everyone who heard you would agree

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

remember when you could say “we shouldn’t attack children with tear gas” and be absolutely certain everyone who heard you would agree

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

remember when you could say “you shouldn’t let your children catch fatal, preventable diseases” and be absolutely certain everyone who heard you would agree

[bering-strait-deactivated202005]

Story time: I’m a trans guy. I have an identical twin. We’re both tall, androgynous, and have naturally deep voices

In high school a rumor was spread that one of us was trans. For years, everyone in school had convinced themselves that my twin was “the trans one”. She rolled with it to keep me safe, and said it felt like a compliment to be mistaken for a trans woman since she looked up to a lot of trans women. That didn’t stop the bullying, but it’s easier to deal with when it’s directed at the wrong person. I’m engaged to a feminine cis guy who is several inches shorter than me. I have 20-30lbs on him and I can dead lift him. He’s more delicate and soft both physically and socially. He cries during sad movies, owns half a million stuffed animals, and clings to my arm when he’s nervous or it’s cold out (oh yeah, also he’s adorable) Whenever the topic of being trans comes up, cis people tend to think he’s the one who is trans. Direct all “what do your parents think?” comments onto him. Completely ignore me. Ask him invasive/transphobic questions about his body. Tell him “you pass so well!” through grit teeth. Like with my sister, I get pretty pissed about this, but there’s not much I can do about it. I have had to argue with cis people to establish the fact I’m trans because they don’t believe me & think I’m joking. they’re like “but he’s - no, she’s trans!” and frantically point fingers at my fiance and sister. Because there’s no way an adult cis woman could be taller than 5′9 and choose to be bare-faced, and an adult cis man could love How To Train Your Dragon 2 with a fiery passion, enough to watch it 3 times in the theatre.  Terfs take one look at us and try to convince my sister she’ll never have a uterus or that she’s “appropriating women’s spaces”. Transphobes say my boyfriend will “always be a girl” and call him gendered slurs. They talk over them, block them, and grill them about what genitalia they have online. Completely unknowing that they’re talking to two cisgender people who are gay and gnc. @ young, closeted, scared trans people: any cis person who insists they can somehow “know” your “birth sex” by looking at you because “it’s so obvious!” is full of shit. people come in all shapes and sizes regardless of gender. Not only are they being transphobic, but they’re being homophobic too.

[thewickedonee]

The world is falling apart

[warframe]

me when im definitely not guilty of human rights abuses

[memesonthehour]

[secondclassvines]