i can be your angel

i can be your lover

[uwunya]

lms/reply/message/ask for my new url

[uwunya]

lms/reply/message/ask for my new url

[uwunya]

lms/reply/message/ask for my new url

[uwunya]

moving

im moving to a new blog!! ill be on this one for a few more days so ask me off anon for my new one

[seas-emissary]

pearl looks like a hitman

[anpost]

Me, a tiny farmer with a vore fetish: Yeehaw, I am so small, I sure hope no hogs swaller me up

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

[thyuji-deactivated20161031]

hey you should promo me i updated my theme and all my links ♥ links ♥

[wizbutts]

[zelderonmorningstar]

War and glory, reinvention Fusion, freedom, her attention, Out in daylight, my potential, Bold, precise, experimental

I assumed that “Reinvention” was referring to how Pearl stopped acting servile (and for a lack of a better term “pearl-like”) but I think it could also refer to how she changed between the war and the present (aka she now knows how to be “strong in the real way” and is a lot less brutal than in her war days).

[relatablepicturesofpearl]

[steven-universe-official-deacti]

There she is.

[super-metroid]

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

PokéRadar shows you the rare Pokémon hiding in your neighborhood

Poke Radar lets “Pokémon Go” players submit Pokémon locations on a global map — the crowdsourced effort allows players to visualize the Pokémon in their neighborhood. You can even search by Pokémon. While Poke Radar is a blessing for thirsty trainers, it’s not without its flaws. 

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[estufar]

Visit Original Link

[uwunya]

me to the little ceasers man: beware the ides of march

little ceaser: pizza pizza

[shadowgoo-blog]

if only I knew how to work photoshop or add an unholy amount of jpg artifacts to things, then I could produce some REAL dumbass reaction images

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

Hello and welcome to Captain Snoop’s tutorial on how to really FUCK UP pictures. 

Step 1: Open Photoshop and open the image in question

Step 2: Just go straight to “Save As” and be sure to save as a jpg

Step 3: in the compression options, slide the lil slider all the way to the left, compressing the fuck out of the image 

Step 4: Screenshot your fucked up image and cancel saving

Step 5: Past the screenshot, adjust your image, and Save As again

Step 6: same as before, just slide that shit all the way to zero quality and screenshot again

Step 7: Repeat until you get the desired amount of compression scum 

Step 8: grab yourself the magic want tool and start select a random part of the image

Step 9: Go in to Effects > Sharpen > Sharpen Edges and repeat this effect on different parts of the image

Step 9: Add another few layers of compression scum for good measure. 

Congratulations! You have now officially turned this:

In to THIS: 

But sometimes that isn’t enough. Sometimes you gotta go the extra fuckin’ mile. 

Find yourself a website with a “meme creator,” Imgur has a nice one. Put your stupid shit of choice in there,

Ah, but that’s still not good enough. Let’s do some more shit to it.

oh yeah thats the good shit. let’s keep going. let’s find an this picture would look nice with some “enhancements.” Let’s upload it to Imgur again and use their in-browser image editor to fuck around with it. 

Stick some of the enhancements like color correction, brightening, and “high def” on it, and slap one of their filter effects on it. Holy shit. It looks good.

Not done though. I made an unfortunate typo. I need to correct it. 

NOW THATS A GOOD MEME

[absolutedoge]

[leluh]

genji: well, im having trouble coming to terms with being a… being part robot… and ur a robot so do u think u could help??

zenyatta: ok listen here. ur a fucking green cyborg ninja is that not the coolest thing

genji: holy shit ur right