[melaninhoe-deactivated20180111]

[mcmansionhell]

we did it folks

[homo-nerd-grizz]

So lower the prices?

[geekandmisandry]

Baby Boomers: *buy up property*

Baby Boomers: *advocate against paying higher wages, keep the cost of living high and wages low*

Millennials: *can’t afford to buy their McMansions*

Baby Boomers:

[ruinedchildhood]

[tibets]

[xbox-nun]

The other day I politely returned the question “how are you doing?” at a driver who asked the same of me, and he replied “oh, you know, same soup just reheated” and I can’t stop thinking about that

[ruinedchildhood]

Jamie Lee Curtis recreates iconic angry photos of herself

[jhenne-bean]

why did i have a customer that hole punched his credit card’s chip out, because “he didn’t want a chip”, and then didn’t understand why I couldn’t process his transaction

[cronusamporaa]

not all who mcfreakin wander are mcfreakin lost

[meanplastic]

[everythingfox]

omg it has a sweater I-

[dynastylnoire]

The widdle wegs

[fuckyahumor]

oh my god want a cutie i want i want

[porterr-robinson]

[juelzsantanabandana]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

LMFAOO

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

This shit has me dying still

[afrodingus93]

Tony Hawk is a real one lol

[cheatcommandos-deactivated20180]

its 1:42 am and i just heard the unmistakeable sound of someone sprinting down the road wearing flip flops. good luck buddy

[feistyfrank]

[saiasus]

@totalariana

[lifeinflames]

QUEEN OF NINTENDO!!!!!

[softjungkooks]

when u know someone is fake as hell but u dont have receipts 

[thebootydiaries]

Me: I just got stabbed I'm bleeding everywhere call an ambulance

Guy: Awh :( that sucks! I wish I could be there to cuddle with you

[otokojo-deactivated20171218]

[majortvjunkie]