*vomit noises*

[recluseraven]

...i am looking respectfully...i swear...(lie)

[melenae]

[purpleshadow-star]

Literally hilarious

[illusoryfem]

Hope everyone is jerking off 2day. Dont let Christ win ❤️

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

He didn't have to do her like that...

[nflstreet]

[kosmogrl]

[tvandfilm]

Merry Christmas!

[that-house]

[delphinidin4]

Tons more at the source!

[thememedaddy]

[assiraphales]

enough reclaiming slurs, I think in 2023 we should reclaim nascar. they banned the confederate flag on all properties & their stance on lgbtq+ isn’t just performative bc in 2013 they fined a driver 10k for using a homophobic slur, condemned indiana in a statement for an anti lgbt law, and partnered w carolina’s lgbt+ chamber of conference in 2022. nascar was founded by anti-cop moonshiners/bootleggers who drove suped-up fords to out-run the police. #yaaascar

[tiixij]

[radiofreederry]

We need to oppress Christian’s

[exploitastic]

[testosteronetwink]

happy marx beam monday.

[testosteronetwink]

spraying my followers with my marx beam on this fine marx beam monday

[randomprose]

the “tumblr community invents a whole mafia movie apparently directed by martin scorsese with an official soundtrack, movie posters, screen caps, and all enough to make one question if that movie really did exist at all like a mandela effect” was not part of my 2022 bingo card

[notpikaman]

tap for a surprise