[bemusedlybespectacled]

fucking christ I am sobbing

“If the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church!“

[pyreo]

i didnt learn anything about contouring but that’s okay

[lizmaryr]

Do yourself a favour and watch this. I am sobbing with laughter at one a clock in the morning, i literally had to stop the video because I couldn’t see through my tears of mirth.

PRESS PLAY. 

[vampire-crimson]

IF YOU DO NOT WATCH THIS

YOU ARE MISSING OUT

i still have no idea how to fuckin contour but there are much more important things for this person to teach you

[tokosila]

She is the only one I want to see make up tutorials from like ever. EVER

[toastbutteregg]

[drxgonfly]

Roe Deer (Ree) (by Denis Bitter)

[arrogantsuggestion]

Absence and lack of communication makes the heart idealize a person. This subconsciously twists your perception of them into thinking that they are something greater than they really are. They ain’t shit. They don’t care. And neither should you.

[stephmood]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

[motivation-and-fitness]

[2000ish]

[lovebeyondmeasure]

[broolynn]

When you start giving them the same energy they’ve been giving you and now they mad

[jugandbettsdetectiveagency]

guys… I don’t know if you know this but… if you wake up early… there’s so many more hours in the day

[wrestling-posts]

But what am I actually meant to do with these hours?

[jugandbettsdetectiveagency]

watch brooklyn nine-nine

[flapperwitch]

#this checks out

[thother]

when my parents ask me why I want to move out 

[welele]

[adz]

honestly same

[memewhore]

Why wouldn’t you tho?

[loosinmynoodles]

pure goodness

[surprisebitch]

free carwash

[filmcityworld]

wait?! what did gumball just say?!

[misterrell-deactivated20181124]

Holy shit

[sprinklingdiamondz]

[liferuining-soulsnatcher]

That took a turn

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

WAIT WHAT

[bemusedlybespectacled]

fucking christ I am sobbing

“If the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church!“

[pyreo]

i didnt learn anything about contouring but that’s okay

[lizmaryr]

Do yourself a favour and watch this. I am sobbing with laughter at one a clock in the morning, i literally had to stop the video because I couldn’t see through my tears of mirth.

PRESS PLAY. 

[vampire-crimson]

IF YOU DO NOT WATCH THIS

YOU ARE MISSING OUT

i still have no idea how to fuckin contour but there are much more important things for this person to teach you

[chunkyheels]

Mega mood

[tumblrofeli]

Mood, but no one to send this corny shit too 😂

[jaethefade]

You have my number Eli 🙄

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[weloveshortvideos]

her baby sister ran away with her phone recording

[wafflehousediarrhea]

the chaos

[slyfox101honk]

Baby Blair witch project

[super-affection]

was ringing up a customer and added his coupons, he was surprised it took off so much off the total and i accidentally said “well tits the season!” instead of tis the season but he let out a very long and powerful “Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell yeah”