Velvela

(She/Her) Dumbass shark. (1/10/2005) 20 Years Old

[leolaroot]

a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you're best friends

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[tentacles-and-coffee]

Let’s see what you can do bagel

[emositecc]

I need your luck, bagel

[danineedshelp]

….. Bagel?

[sunsetsandsunshine]

Bagel.

[doodlemeariver]

Roasted bagel

[solvaneon]

Bagel I need you

[crazy-as-a-jaybird]

Nothing to lose here

[switchyglitch]

Could use some good news 🤞

[duplicarto]

happy deltajune

[hometoursandotherstuff]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo

[runcibility]

"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."

three. liters.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

i support women's wrongs

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

[fourleafisland]

do androids dream of electric sheep? here's the may print for my print club, which is now in my shop!

[tibets]

here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

[tibets]

i have truly posted some things online

[karaagehime]

to the window to the walls to the corner dick and balls

[d3mqn]

[tripp-pants-sora]

time to break this out again

[vulpinesaint]

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[cyberjock-deactivated20250329]

[moddys-personal-stuff]

then what

[deepfriedantidepressant]

[gammelgaedda]

🔨

[gammelgaedda]

Passivrauchen

[skarchomp]

most foundational fishfucker media

hellboy (abe sapien)

the legend of zelda (sidon, ruto)

undertale (undyne)

darkstalkers (rikuo)

homestuck (eridan, feferi)

ben 10 (ripjaws)

teenage mutant ninja turtles (armaggon, man ray)

monster high (lagoona blue)

dc comics (king shark, lagoon boy)

the shape of water (the asset)

the creature from the black lagoon (the gillman)

spongebob squarepants (idk youve got options)

Voting ended onJun 3

[quendergeer]

fascinating how fishfucking tends so relentlessly male

I get it's because mermaids exist but mermaids are so boring! where are the fishgirls? where are the big fat shark butches covered in hundred-year old keel scars?

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

if u want big shark women U should look at some art by @gammelgaedda if u haven’t already

[gammelgaedda]

shirts that will give the pod matriarch a heart attack

[punkitt-is-here]

thinking about wind waker again. why did the three goddesses do all that shit

[grimoiremanifest]

LOZ lorehead here! the answer is actually quite interesting, if you'll spare me a bit of time:

it was preddy funy

[punkitt-is-here]

[targetedknowledge]