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Good new guys. I just heard that they finally made the first waterproof human!

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Girls don't play with their hair while talking to guys cause they're trying to flirt or look cute.

They do it cause they're bored ;)

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Tv shows aren't about how fast you finish them. It's not a competition. They're about what you take from them and the part of your mind and heart and soul that they occupy. So don't rush a series cause eveyone had already seen it. Go slow and enjoy it cause when it ends, you'll wish you had spent more time on it.

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Okay so I just re watched Avengers: Endgame and I cried. I know that they won, but at what cost?

Clint got his family but lost his best friend and will forever have to live with the image of her dead body splattered on the ground.

Bruce lost Nat, the only one who could truly calm him down and make him feel loved even at the worst of times.

Wanda lost Vision, who as she made ever so clear to Thanos, was her everything.

Quill lost Gamora, again. Yes, she's alive but she's missing and isn't with Quill.

Peter Parker will always have to live with the image of his role model dying right in front of him and no matter what you do, that is extremely difficult to live with.

Thor still didn't get back his father, his mother or his brother (Loki's death was a very personal loss for me and I took it hard) and on top of it all, he even lost Tony.

Speaking of Tony, Pepper lost her husband, Rhodey lost his best friend, Morgan lost her father and Steve regretted all those years that he wasted being filled with anger and resentment towards Tony.

Yes, they won. Yes, billions of people were alive because of them. Yes, some of them got a happy ending. But so many didn't. And that breaks my heart.

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People always ask that if during sex some women like trash talk and being called names and like getting spanked then what's the problem when they get name called or spanked on the street? Like, it's the same thing right?

Uh, no.

It's about permission. Those women they give that particular person the permission to do that because they are comfortable with it. They aren't comfortable with some random creep doing that. Get your facts right.

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Guys I think the light in my room has been possessed by a small pixie because sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't and I think that it works when she's happy and doesn't work when she's sad. I really want my light to work all the time so how can I keep her happy?

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Can you see yourself if you're invisible?

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I've been thinking about the second point and technically if we don't count air and we jump naked, for that second nothing will be touching us and we'll be free and if you really want it to last longer than a second then just jump out of a spacecraft naked and you'll be set for a while...

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Question for everyone out there who have been wlw/mlm for as long as they can remember: Have you always been attracted to only the same sex or long, long ago, were you attracted to the opposite sex as well?

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Whereas some grown people still don't get the concept...

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I was studing psychology and had reached the part which was talking about various reflexes and for some reason while trying to remember the names of the reflexes I could only remember "gag reflex" (which isn't even a part of the course) and if that does not show that my mind has turned to mush I dunno what will...

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Emilia Clarke + her orange jumper

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😍😍😍

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What I really want is a movie/series where they lift Tony Stark (sarcasm and all) and gently place him along the Starks of Winterfell with no script or anything. Just Tony being Tony and yelling for Jarvis and trying to summon his Iron Man suit while the people of Winterfell look at him curiously and the only person who will go near him is Arya and then they become friends...imagine that.