gracy's magical girl dream world

@arachnostalgiac

adult pan ace trans woman i do writing sometimes i post a lot of things but i'm not gonna lie friends there's gonna be homestuck. also i can't fucking spell nostalgic. read stellar ranger dark star, my serialized magical girl novel on ao3, or perhaps doctor cataclysm, my supervillain coming of age fictional blog.

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barbievspredator

I especially love how the planet we orbit is actual object in game.

correlatedcontents

The night is cool and balmy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES are raising an alarm.

> define 'balmy'

Balmy means "pleasantly warm."

Your stock of DICTIONARIES has decreased to 31.

Your SECURITY GNOMES report BANDIT ARTILLERY!

> observe night

The night is cool and balmy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES have entered COMBAT DELIRIUM.

> resolve temperature discrepancy

You haven't acquired enough THERMOMETERS to notice the discrepancy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES have activated the MEAT THRESHER.

not100bees

The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.

dead-boysss

The what???

not100bees

The Ikea biphobia couch.

dead-boysss

???

not100bees

I don't know what to tell you man.

tall

churrotowns

since it’s pride month, throwback to this beautiful cover and this wholesome interaction between two icons

zegalba

camouflaged owls

rate-my-reptile

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL dirt and you may find A Friend And Boy…

lilhoneycat

morganaconda

this type of troy barnes line delivery

my ass is the doom of office chairs

#i just keep killing them

thestuffedalligator

“When we were kids, the Phonics Wizard came to our town to show off how the letter E can change the sounds of vowels. He turned a can into a cane, a pin into a pine. This one kid had a cap and he changed it into a cape, that kind of thing.

“And we loved it, we were all having a great time, but then he saw my sister and I, and he just got this - this look in his eyes, and then-”

She hesitated, worrying the coarse material between her fingers. “Things got pretty bad after that,” she muttered. “I know it’s silly, but I try to keep - her - comfortable. We don’t know if she can still hear us, or see us, or if she’s even still in here, but I like to think she is. I talk to her when I can, I leave music on when I’m out of the house. I tried to convince my parents to bring her with us when we went to Disneyland, but they didn’t - didn’t really take that well.”

After a moment, she put the ball of twine back onto its pillow. “Anyways. They tried to arrest the Phonics Wizard, but he had a plan in case something went wrong and he turned it into a plane and flew away.”