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[barstoolblues]

[bunnywan]

bad/evil characters are ok i guess but like. what about a guy that was good despite having every reason not to be. and he was also a member of the jedi council and sat like like a whore.

[stephenroot]

Everyone stop and read this thread about the most insane parts of Star Wars canon.

[peachfromcmbyn]

...what?

[stephenroot]

[letoscrawls]

if the onion was canon in the gffa:

[leahzeroes]

sent this post to my boyf and.

[rhaenyratargeryen]

EWAN MCGREGOR as OBI-WAN KENOBI & HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN as ANAKIN SKYWALKER

STAR WARS: EPISODE II – ATTACK OF THE CLONES | 2002

[theideaofhayden]

[twinktorturer]

(tossing and turning in bed) twink monks........... bouncing on it........

[alilyhn]

probably been done before but.

[hayden-christensen]

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN as DARTH VADER Behind the scenes of Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005)

[sukugo]

padawan anakin in some random corner of the jedi temple, mouth agape, staring mesmerized at two slugs mating, their bodies and genitals wrapping around each other

obi-wan notices him when he passes by and asks him what he's doing

anakin, not removing his eyes from the slugs: master, we should do that

[sukugo]

i feel like i should add a reference to how (leopard) slug mating looks like, in case anyone has never seen it

[grumfy]

Do you support cheating 🤢🤮

when it entertains me

[tatooineknights]

Luke Skywalker + hugs

[transmissionsfromcody]

downtime on the naboo royal starship

[transmissionsfromcody]

“Why do i sense that we’ve picked up another pathetic life form?”

[transmissionsfromcody]

When the dark protege hasn’t eaten or slept in a week

[transmissionsfromcody]

HAHAHHAHA

[forlorngarden]

more fics (and literature in general) should have sexual failings and erectile dysfunction

[bo-kryzze]

LEIA ORGANA Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983)

[citruslucy]

some luke skywalkers. a beautiful smile, a wonderful friend