Qui Gon's Jeans

34, she/her. I only have bad opinions. Weird Little Ancient Egypt Kid

[quigonsjeans]

Some Important Info!

TAGS!

I try really hard to tag things with the appropriate shows, characters, and ships (if applies). Typically I don't tag anything that's just regular ol' Star Wars. If there's something you'd like me to tag, let me know!

Hahaha nevermind I haven't been tagging lately. I have a couple on my radar that I will tag and if there's something you really want me to tag, PLEASE let me know because I will add it to the list of things. But unfortunately I just can't right now.

also here's my ao3 if anyone has any passing interest at all thank you

HIGHLIGHTING my Obi-Wan/Satine Year on the Run with a sassy Fleabag twist this is a love story! Now complete!

And hey why not? Check out my lil Thrawn/Eli Vanto wishful thinking fic, Don't talk to me until I've had my caccoleaf.

And I have a couple of droid fics that I've written for challenges, including All I Want For Life Day Is A Robo-Revolution, and my best worst smut Electric Love.

[banrionceallach]

You know, that Mythbusters post legitimately changed my life. Before seeing it, I had exponentially more guilt and stress about not being able to sleep, which of course, further exacerbated my inability to sleep.

Now, every time I wake up about three am, knowing I have to get up at 6.45, instead of stressing and panicking about how my day is going to be sleep deprived and miserable, I just tell myself 'Time to activate Mythbusters Protocol' and lie there with my eyes closed safe in the knowledge that I am measurably reducing later feelings of exhaustion.

And when this happens, about 70% of the time the reduction of guilt and stress means I actually do fall back asleep, so all in all instead of getting only three or four hours sleep, I get five to six and a half.

Which y'know, major improvement in health and energy.

[catgirlthecrazy]

On a related note, that post also opened up the world of naps for me. I used to think that napping was mostly pointless for me, because I'm pretty much incapable of falling fully asleep in the middle of the day. But when I redefined naps to include "lying down with my eyes shut for an hour," even if I just spent the whole time brainstorming fanfiction, that was often enough to get me from "exhausted and running on 4 hours of sleep" to energized and refreshed

[dookiedrops]

The post (?) as found on Reddit with bonus explanatory Reddit comment.

[middumullu-archive]

*blows a kiss to space* for cassian andor

[aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact]

oh shit we got december tomorrow…

[spirit-box-recording-deactivate]

you're lying

[aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact]

WE GOT DECEMBER TOMORROW

[therootbeersprite]

[kleyalove]

[cowboyhatesithere]

okay tumblrinas, tell me what you got on this mock rice purity test for performative males

The Official Performative Purity Test

I got a 67 but I do these things in EARNESTNESS

[pinnipetal]

You need to start moisturizing before it's too late. I'm not talking about wrinkles or any of that nonsense. Winter is fucking coming you need to grease up or you are going to dry out like a raisin. It's too late for me but you can still save yourself. Please don't end up like me

[pinnipetal]

Guys it's actually so dire please for the love of God start moisturizing right fucking now. I just put on lotion and my skin sucked it up before I could even rub it in we are in fucking crisis mode

[ayeaye00]

Shusei Nagaoka / Androla in Labyrinth | 1984 |

[scorpionlafemme]

[stonesense]

i understand why the ‘grizzled loner who slowly melts & improves their outlook on life when forced to take care of a kid’ trope is a male exclusive role, bc the optics of a grizzled loner woman healing by becoming a mother are maybe not so good, but every time i think abt a hypothetical female version of that trope i black out instantly. could we maybe just do it one time and all agree to be cool about it

[petrichorandozone]

previous tags and their very valid point:

[ironychan]

In archeology there are artifacts, which are items made or modified by humans, but there are also manuports, which haven't been modified but are found far from any possible origin point and there's no explanation besides somebody carried it there. Manuports include things like stones, fossils, and seashells, and have been found in deposits as much as three million years old.

So yeah, apparently the oldest human activity for which we have evidence is Picking Up Cool Rocks.

[ekjohnston]

I was on a team that found a walrus tusk on a late IR2 site in central Jordan. We all knew what it was instantly, but just kind of sat there, telling ourselves stories about how it got there. It was plain and unmodified, and probably one of the coolest things the team ever found.

[claypigeonpottery]

some cave art pendants

[quigonsjeans]

Had a parent/teacher conference today and my kid's teacher had the AUDACITY to show up looking like a total SMOKESHOW.

[syph1l1s]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

Reblog if you love “—” and have never used ChatGPT

[teaboot]

I loved when “Drift Compatible” entered pop lexicon cause we were in DESPERATE need for a way to platonically express “one of us to the other is as a limb to a body; we are a left and right feet of a dancer; we do not need to speak because any one word inspires an exchange of unspoken words that conveys a full conversation in which a mutual conclusion is determined in an instant”. Huge win for the QPRs out here

[fleshengine]

I also really love that the movie explicitly shows that drift compatibility can be any form of relationship. Two brothers, three brothers, husband and wife, father and son, two friends who have lost everything to the same enemy. It isn’t about the way you connect, it’s about the connection itself. And of course, that connection lets you put boots to asses and kill alien monsters together. Because the power of human connection can change the world or something.

[cabbagegunk]

catfish shaped space ship inspired by chunky 90s pc casing