I’m Literal Trash lol

Shelbayyyyyyy.20. I sometimes cry too much.

[gahdamnpunk]

It was Christopher Columbus’ reincarnation

[kitty]

[sandersstudies]

Fucking suburb you funky little marshmallow

[hillergoodspeed]

[joshpeck]

this person spent $100 on this application

[freakydeakysunshine]

a person spent 100$ on this application and had the actual credentials to get in the school

[fly-dream-learn-ski]

Who gets a personal rejection letter from Harvard? I’d frame that shit I’d use it to get jobs

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Pinnocchio could tell us so much about the universe. He could randomly claim things like, “The Big Bang happened,” and his nose would confirm or deny our theories.

[shittyneet]

Pinocchio’s not omniscient, you stupid fucking redditors, his nose grows when he’s intentionally being dishonest.

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

things heating up in the pinocchio fandom

[whitepeopletwitter]

Screw it

[thebatfaminsta]

One time my five year old sister and I went in a hike in the woods and I told her “now if we come across a bear in here, I will throw myself in front of it and you run away!” And she looked me dead in the eye and said “No sorry I called it.” I was like, “what? You want to die? You’re five!” She just looked into the abyss and said, “I have been here too long.” And honestly? Big Mood.

[candiikismet]

“I have been here too long.” I’m through

[maxofs2d]

[digital-lich]

sorry this tweet is just Very Good and im glad

[totalparksandrec]

[sodiscreetlysympathetic-deactiv]

That 2017 mood.

[zackisontumblr]

that 2018 mood

[discreet45]

[mysharona1987]

[studentmadeofmelanin]

[franksars]

Wow. I’ve never thought about this before.

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[katzenmusik-blog1]

i don’t know whats wrong with me but it’s alot

[miiriya]

[darlinghogwarts]

Bigots are afraid of calculus too now.

[shitpost-senpai]

TSA now screens for fucking nerds.

[tittytron]

I don’t even procrastinate anymore I just straight up neglect 100% of my responsibilities