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i couldnt survive in a sitcom

so many characters are just dicks for absolutely no reason and i would. simply have to punch them. the way people treat each other in like every single sitcom makes me so angry and i would be on full punch mode all the time and go to comedy jail

teaboot

I need you to know that I would emphatically and without question pay real human dollars to watch a season of ‘Friends’ where you appear to routinely beat the shit out of Ross Geller

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there are too many versions of me in the universe! the girl i bumped into but didn’t stop to say sorry to has a version of me in her mind. the guy i let borrow my homework has another version of me in his. even my friends, my family, and everyone i’ve ever met in my life has their own version of me in their minds that i’m not even aware of

joshpeck

you put it into words

granulatedoblivion

Interesting

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If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”

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Taylor Swift:

- Has her love interest for I Knew You Were Trouble’s video get one of Harry Styles’s tattoos (the one he got while she was at the shop with him, which fans and paps caught), tweets lyrics to this song a day before the news of her and Harry’s ‘break-up’ come out, performs the song at the BRIT awards (Harry was right there) and says that it was tough because the person it was dedicated to was right there. During all of this, the media runs with it: the song (which has lyrics about him abandoning her, not loving anyone, betraying her, using her) is about Harry Styles. In this context, she receives an award for the video (VMAs) and thanks the person who ‘inspired the song who knows exactly who he is’ because now she’s ‘got one of these’. Once again, Harry was right there and the camera panned to him. She very, very knowingly started and fuelled the perception of this song being about Harry.

Turns out:

- She came up with the concept of the song in late 2011/early 2012 (before even meeting Harry), taped the music video in November 2012 (while allegedly dating Harry), released it in December 2012 in the middle of their ‘whirlwind romance’, which ends just two weeks later, when she starts heavily promoting it. The song could not be about him. She used an eighteen-year-old’s name to promote a diss track that could not have been written about him under any circumstances.

Taylor Swift:

- Writes and records Bad Blood about ‘a female pop star’ [Katy Perry] that allegedly ‘tried to hire a bunch of people out from under her’ and ‘basically tried to ‘sabotage an entire arena tour’.

Turns out:

- It was three back-up dancers that were close friends of Katy’s (confirmed by video evidence), who had specified in their fucking contracts that they always intended to go back to Katy. She fired these poor people and then shut down Katy when she tried to reach out and released a diss track instead (a year after this incident even happened), which she heavily promoted at the BBMAs (two years after the incident happened) with a high-budget video and a cast filled with A-listers. The video depicts a violent fight.

Taylor Swift:

- Acts outraged at the lyrics of the song ‘Famous’ by Kanye West, gives a speech at the Grammys, painting herself as a victim and saying how horrible it is when people try to ‘undercut your success’ and take credit for your fame.

Turns out:

- Kanye showed her most of the lyrics before releasing the song and Taylor approved of them and said he was ‘very nice’. She specifically talked about the line that referred to him making her famous. After the fact (when she was told there was tape of the conversation) she tried to backtrack her Grammys speech and say that she was upset over the misogynistic message of the song and Kanye using the term ‘that bitch’ to refer to her when in reality she approved of the lyrics ‘might still have sex’ and she knows full well from her rap collaborations that the word ‘bitch’ is a commonplace in the genre. She tried to threaten Kim and Kanye with lawyers so they wouldn’t release the tape and continued to blame Kanye by using semantics when she was 100% shown to be in the wrong.

All of this, while also saying she’s ‘so non-confrontational, you wouldn’t believe’ and that ‘she never asked to be a part of this narrative’.

What a petty fucking snake.

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bai-xue

Someone buy this man a beer

miniangel

attractive-decoy

I don't want any pronouns

Don’t refer to me

gael-garcia

(x)

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pieceofchocolate

DANIEL RADCLIFFE IS MY FAVORITE PERSON ALIVE

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100,000,000,000 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR

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jovan

Twitter is a different universe

hoebutmadefashion

i cant believe lana del rey saved niall horan’s life

dope-kulture

Them girls thought they could sing until the boys killed that shyt!

blu-lutea

Delete this😂😂😂😂

neosoul88

this will always be hilarious

clarknokent

Bruh

stability

this made me laugh a lot more than it should’ve

gaywrites

👏👏👏

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[image description: a screenshot of a tweet from Tim Federle that reads: “If you’re making fun of Barry Manilow for coming out at age 73, maybe you’re the reason people wait so long.”]