Caol le Caol, Leathan le Leathan

Áine, 20, Irish, intersectional feminist. Instagram: @kineailroy

[ghostsandgoblins]

[prefabhenhouse]

[cheshireelims]

I need this movie in my life now.

[urie]

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[urbenangel]

[broodingsoul]

A Fun Story About an Asshole in a Locker Room

About three things you must be sure before you read this story:

I am a grower, not a show-er.  There is nothing terribly remarkable about my non-aroused junk.

I literally don’t care who sees me naked in the locker room.  It took me a long time to be comfortable with my body, and I’m not in a locker room to flaunt it.  I’m there to undress, shower, and dress.

My mood this morning is best summed up in these two gifs:

*** SO.

I’m in the locker room.  I come out of the shower and go to my locker, and there are three guys at their lockers in the same area, all talking to each other.  I pay them no mind because I don’t give a shit.  I open my locker.  I grab my underwear.  I drop my towel.

One of the guys thought he was gonna try and be cocky and said, “You fuck chicks with that dick?”

…

My inner monologue at that exact second can best be summed up with this gif:

I turned around, completely naked, my apparently insufficient chick-fucking dick just hanging out for the world to see, looked the dude straight in the eye and said, “No, but I can take a dick like a champ.  You tryna fuck?”

I have never seen a person so instantly regret a choice in my entire life.  He started sputtering like a bottle of shampoo that was nearly empty and then just gave up and ran off while his friends just howled.

I calmly turned around and went about my life, minding my own goddamn business like a civilized adult.

Moral of the story is,

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👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[maximus029-deactivated20180612]

I just choked.

[whisky-soul]

Never change, Chris. Never change.

[antigothesis]

Children/teens aren’t allowed to be sad or in a bad mood because they can get yelled at for it and ridiculed and told to ‘change your attitude or I will for you’, while adults who are sad or in a bad mood, are allowed to yell at and take their frustration out on the kids. Adult privilege huh?

[antigothesis]

And when the adult is in a bad mood, it’s the kids job to step on eggshells in order to keep them from not exploding, and when they do, it’s on them.

And when the child is in the bad mood, it’s their job to try to hide it, and when they break apart trying to, it’s on them.

[randomslasher]

What extra sucks about this is that adults literally have more experience, context, perspective, and brain development to help them manage emotions. Adults who do this are shit. We are the adults, we should not be expecting kids who are still developing and learning about the world and trying to figure out their place in it to be the ones who are emotionally mature. 

People who treat adulthood like a power trip are honestly shit and should not have authority over kids. 

[lux-morningstar]

Father Blackwood: Hail men!

Ambrose, who’s been living with only women for the past decades or so and who seems to be the only man with common sense:

[today-only-happens-once]

to my Jewish followers

You are loved. Take care of yourselves today, tonight, always. 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[standingcowrrdly]

one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs and it was really wet and heavy so they unrolled it to let it dry and a dead body fell out

[standingcowrrdly]

I’M NOT KIDDING YOU

[lovelyharmonics-deactivated2018]

what good EVER comes from taking an abandoned carpet home?

[standingcowrrdly]

a free carpet

[north-of-annwn]

Source: https://twitter.com/ImpPoster

[helendamnationx]

I should be able to sue men who touch me without permission

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

Under Icelandic settlement law I can kill people who call me names

[punkrorschach]

[cerebrumobscura]

I want small children to think I am either a goddess or a faerie but I want grown men to fear me

[amberjane9]

Blue hair

[ghostmistake]

Honestly this is how colored hair works. Adult men automatically assume that I have loud opinions and will talk back to them (they are correct and have learned from experience), but children compliment me all the time.

[lesbian-moon-gf]

i feel like in myths goddesses and fairies already have that relationship trope with men and children

[killyouranxiety]

yup

[flightyfinch]

my favorite thing about dracula is that in original folktales vampires bit their victims on the chest but bram STOKER, not wanting it to be SEXY, moved it to the NECK because he’s a dumb homo repressed idiot

[damnselfly-b-deactivated2022042]

… wait, he moved it to the neck to be less sexy?

[flightyfinch]

i’m bram stoker, i’m protestant or whatever the fuck and tired of being in sexy thot ireland

these people need to know what sins of the flesh can lead to. time to write a whole book about biting i guess

[thatdisasterauthor]

Good tweet is good.

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